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#10721 User is offline   polishgenius 

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:46 PM




Looks less good.
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:57 PM

I'm surprised they didn't make it a prequel, with young Maverick and Goose bumping each other in their cardboard box planes, occasionally looking wistfully up at the sky.
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:07 PM

That'd have been way preferable to this bland-ass bollocks.
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 11:08 PM

View PostBfuckinK, on 18 July 2019 - 10:14 PM, said:

Idk wtf y’all talking about! That looks awesome!


I 100% agree with BK. This looks fucking awesome. Not sure what’s wrong with the rest of ya!
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 11:09 PM

It looks as good as the original!


Now if you thought IT looked scary, wait'll you get a load of this:


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Posted 19 July 2019 - 06:57 AM

I'm with BK and QT.

Maverick looks EXCELLENT.

And the trailer doesn't give away half the film, which is always nice.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 07:17 AM

looks like we've moved from volleyball to beach football.

still topless and covered in tanning oil though, so we're par for the course
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 07:39 AM

View Postworry, on 18 July 2019 - 11:09 PM, said:

It looks as good as the original!


Now if you thought IT looked scary, wait'll you get a load of this:





That is completely demented...... :p
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 07:58 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 19 July 2019 - 07:39 AM, said:

View Postworry, on 18 July 2019 - 11:09 PM, said:

It looks as good as the original!


Now if you thought IT looked scary, wait'll you get a load of this:





That is completely demented...... :p


The only person who should be involved in that is the guy from Full Metal Alchemist with the daughter and the doggo.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 08:41 AM

Maverick: looks good and I agree that the trailer not giving away most of the plot is good. But major Phantom Menace Effect goosebumps going on. :p

Cats: Not a fan of the stage productions at all, nor am I a fan of musicals in general. But holy shit, furries everywhere must be wanking themselves unconscious! :p

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 08:59 AM

I don't mind the musical (but I like them generally) and do own a version of it - but based on that trailer? Eurgh, kill it with fire.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 11:17 AM

Well it's the same guy who put Les Miserables onto film so I'm willing to give him a bit of leeway but not every stage production carries so well across mediums.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 12:11 PM

I should add I am a big musicals fan and I studied theatre for a long time so I'm quite willing to be forgiving with these things. :p
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 12:17 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 July 2019 - 11:17 AM, said:

Well it's the same guy who put Les Miserables onto film so I'm willing to give him a bit of leeway but not every stage production carries so well across mediums.



View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 July 2019 - 12:11 PM, said:

I should add I am a big musicals fan and I studied theatre for a long time so I'm quite willing to be forgiving with these things. :p


This.

If we can watch CATS the musical where actors dress up as anthropomorphized cats in skintight cat suits with fur on...I see absolutely no reason why it should bother people that they are achieving the same look updated with some CGI.

Just my two cents. I think it looks good. Also T-Swift.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 12:29 PM

I watched about half the trailer. Am I the only one who thought the faces looked like they had been badly photoshopped on in places??
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 01:34 PM

View PostMacros, on 19 July 2019 - 12:29 PM, said:

I watched about half the trailer. Am I the only one who thought the faces looked like they had been badly photoshopped on in places??


Yeah, it's a weird effect. I'm going to guess (without knowing) that they are just in skintight suits... and all the fur, even on the faces are mo-capped CGI? Any BTS stuff Swift posted while she was shooting her scenes seemed to just be the suits and dots on the face.
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#10737 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 02:50 PM

I'd like to further add that Les Miserables is a superior piece of art to Cats in just about every way so I'm not expecting too much from this but I'm definitely up for watching it.

Also, no Hugh Jackman so that's another negative point.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 03:04 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 July 2019 - 02:50 PM, said:

I'd like to further add that Les Miserables is a superior piece of art to Cats in just about every way so I'm not expecting too much from this but I'm definitely up for watching it.

Also, no Hugh Jackman so that's another negative point.


Also true. Les Mis is my fave musical of all time, and CATS isn't even on that list.
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#10739 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 03:06 PM

Les Mis/Hamilton for me at the top.
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 03:20 PM

I hate pretty much everything about Cats.

I actually quite like T S Eliots serious poetry, but the whole Cats thing from the names to the look all seems completely at odds with anything remotely cat like.

And I've had to sit through the stage production twice. It was not good.

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