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Ye Big Movie thread

#101 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 03 August 2004 - 09:57 AM

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- Abyss, had the D&D movie surgically purged from his mind.


They're making a sequel starring Paris Hilton. Really.

Saw _The Village_. Stay away from _The Village_. Posted Image



I heard that Paris rumour. Bets it goes straight-to-video like every other film she's done, porn or otherwise.

Too bad about The Village, but i've liked his other movies, even Signs and Unbreakable that were fairly widely panned, so I'll probably give it a shot, 1/2 price matinée style.

Aliens v. Predator... look, if anyone attempts to take this flic seriously, they are doing themselves a disservice. It is what it is, cheezy sf, with hopefull decent effects, working off of some great and some not-so-great movies. I'll see it in the first week bcs it don't expect it to last more than three.


- Abyss, owns the first AvP comic LS. Oh. Was that out loud?
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Posted 19 June 2004 - 02:06 PM

Just saw "Shrek 2." Pretty damn funny but not as much as the first. Puss in Boots was the best. Posted Image
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Posted 02 October 2004 - 02:42 PM

hero sucks
collatarel is good
avp is terrible
balde three unknown
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 08:38 PM

Hellboy is a bunch of special effect reels that someone put together and called a movie. The story sucks and anyone who reads a comic about Nazis with goofy helmets should be mopping the floor at McDonalds.

Perlman's other movie City of Lost Children sucks too. I thought Tim Burton had a monopoly on weird movies with crappy story telling. Then I find out that people are making weirder and crappier stuff. Burton should have stopped after the Pee Wee movie. It's the best thing he ever did. One last thing: y'all are stupid.
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Posted 08 August 2004 - 07:27 AM

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Saw Garfield last wk is absolutly brill it is soooo funny


By any chance, do you wear footsie pajamas and have illustrated bed sheets?

Anyway, I'll stick with stupid stoner comedies like Harold and Kumar.
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Posted 14 July 2004 - 11:14 AM

Whatever. You are supposed to have a higher suspension of disbelief for comic based superhero movies, because most comic superheros have origins in comics designed for boys under the age of 13.

For example, when a superhero catches a victim who falls off a building the impact of the catch would probably kill the person. However, most people ignore that.

Anyways, the biggest problem with Spiderman is that it is based on a comic superhero which is chock full of hokey cliches and the limitations of that stupid comic book code. Spiderman is cheesier than most and less fun because Peter Parker is such a dufus.

If they lost every superhero film other than Blade and the first Superman, it would be no great loss. The next time they make a superhero movie, they should start from scratch.
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Posted 26 January 2005 - 03:28 PM

Its because the movies audience would be too stupid to understand any kind of explaination which wasnt lame Posted Image

I suppose I shall watch Leon, or The Proffessional if you will, tonight sometime... since I finally got around to downloading... I mean renting it. Posted Image
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Posted 06 July 2004 - 07:47 AM

@Cyandor and Iron Bars: Thanks!

Cyandor, I guess I can see why some people like Hellsing, but the flat characters and silly plot (the Vatican?...come on) just didn't work for me. Then again, sometimes that kind of thing does. For some reason I love the Fist of the North Star movie.

Another, 2 animes I really really didn't like were the Magical Shopping Arcade series and hack//sign. Magical Shopping Arcade (dubbed) just was not funny, and hack//sign was too slow, cliched, predictable, poorly developed... (The premise of hack//sign is similar to Tad William's Otherworld series but the story itself is not anywhere near as interesting nor as well done.)

I really liked the first episode of Full Metal Panic. No idea what's going on yet, but good characters.

GTO, Kino's Journey, Black Jack and Boogiepop Phantom were all pretty cool but not enough for me to continue watching. Kino's Journey seemed more for moody brooding female girls and Boogiepop is similar to Lain but doesn't have the same appeal for me. It is so different from anything else that I would say it is a must see. GTO (former gang member becomes sex crazed teacher) and Blackjack (thriller about a renogade docter) were near misses for me...

Finally, Cyandor: Where do you live? I rent most of my anime from on line places...Most video stores are sparse on what they carry and I could spend a grip of money to see it all. Here in the States (and Canada) Greencine has the best on line collection of anime...
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 06:35 PM

Fie on thee all for not reading what mine fingers doth type upon this spatted board of dark plastic!
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 09:30 AM

But it was so fun to write up the rest Posted Image
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Posted 03 July 2004 - 05:44 PM

The Batman cartoon was one of the best cartoons on TV. I still haven't seen the movie they made based on it but I remember it getting great reviews.

As for it being short on substance I didn't mind. I was a kid when it first came out and I didn't really care much for substance. Even by today's standards I still like it. It will be interesting to see what the new Batman movie will be like. I think the new Batmobile looks ridiculous, though.
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Posted 25 February 2005 - 01:36 AM

Watched Hide & Seek. Alright movie.

But mark my words, Dakota Fanning is going to be a great actress some day.
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Posted 27 July 2004 - 02:37 PM

Saw Farenheit 9/11 last night - interesting, but a feel of rehashed information - maybe because a great deal of the information was already in the public domain.

Made me think a little; but my girlfriend who had not seen the information before was a lot more struck by it.

I still have a number of reservations about MM as a documentary maker, but as a propagandist he is pretty effective. (And no I am not a Conservativ or GOP supporter)
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Posted 05 July 2004 - 07:52 AM

Danny Glover - Cool
Bill Paxman - Just as cool
Evil guy from Under Siege - Posted Image Posted Image
Disc, Speargun, Plasma caster, Combi-Stick - Posted Image

But obviously first one is best. That film is great Posted Image.
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Posted 18 July 2004 - 10:18 AM

hehehe ... WOAH! tons of smileys... er... where was I?... Shrek B) hehe and HP3, which I was not impressed with.
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Posted 15 July 2004 - 06:47 PM

Just saw The Butterfly Effect and like Loose it reminded me of Donnie Darko. Terrific acting (yes Kutcher is amazing and even the children were believable unlike the line-reading of most child actors) and terrific story. Not sure (yet) which one I like more but surely urge everyone to see either one of them. This is one of the best Posted Image films of (this side of) 2004.

Also saw Spidey 2 yesterday, which was cool and everything you could expect from it. If you liked no.1 go see it, if not don't.
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 03:37 PM

Morgoth you are way too picky over small details like that! it's called artisitc lisence! deal with it Posted Image
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Posted 18 October 2004 - 12:58 PM

saw resident evil 2 on friday. it's a computer game- and nothing more. 21 days later should sue.

@fool: spiderman 2's great. octavius should've won though. stewie's great too.
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Posted 14 July 2004 - 06:14 AM

Dark Daze, Dark Daze, Dark Daze... Anyone with any sense knows that Young Frankenstein is hands down the best Brooks movie ever made, and probably the greatest comedy. Posted Image
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Posted 15 December 2004 - 01:43 AM

saw blade trinity, it sucks ass!!! bloody david goyer all style no substance. only good part of film was when they were busting into this docs office and a technician sticks his head out and just gets his face smashed in!!! i mean these are the good guys, right? right????

any vampire movie were you go an entire nation of vampires but only one of them can actually be bothered killing someone is pure **** in my book.
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