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Name my horse! really

#21 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 07:16 PM

BTW cute horses - we used to have some, they are wonderful creatures. :D
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 07:26 PM

spot

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 08:42 PM

Call it Brood.

And then you can blame it for everything that goes wrong.

Or maybe Surly :D

After this, if you don't have a garden implement called Anomander i'll be massivly dissapointed.

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:28 PM

My wife says - Freckles

I prefer - HORSE! Call it HORSE!

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:33 PM

You know, that horse is mostly white.

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:36 PM

its a girl!

with the sillyness abounding I will suggest Lostara to sister and see what she says
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:39 PM

View PostMacros, on Apr 11 2009, 10:36 PM, said:

its a girl!

with the sillyness abounding I will suggest Lostara to sister and see what she says

"Hmm, don't you think Silchas Ruin would be better..."

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 09:45 PM

I KNOW IT IS A GIRL
HOWEVER ALL THE LIOSAN CHARACTERS ARE BOTH MALE AND MASSIVE DICKS
SILCHAS RUIN IS THE WAY FORWARD




But here is a joke, based on a horse/whores audible similarity:

What do you call a prostitute's handbag?
Spoiler


Man, I kill me. And considering that joke, I should.
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 11:40 PM

View PostMacros, on Apr 11 2009, 02:58 PM, said:

Twilight entered my head but sparkly vampire jumped to mind.


Well in that case you could name the pwny's ass Stephanie Meyers.
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Posted 11 April 2009 - 11:41 PM

View PostMacros, on Apr 11 2009, 02:58 PM, said:

Twilight entered my head but sparkly vampire jumped to mind.


Well in that case you could name the pwny's ass Stephanie Meyers.
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 02:09 AM

Dunsparrow?

Isn't "dun" a colour for a horse? Farked if I know ...

Cheers,

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 04:17 PM

Tufty is brilliant

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 06:10 PM

Sombras name is the best I believe, easy to say, yet ellegant....

I would go with Pearl

or Hetan,

or Spite

or Envy

incedently, my friend/enemy names his pet shark fish thingy after me...

This post has been edited by Zanth13: 12 April 2009 - 06:21 PM

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 07:52 PM

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Posted 12 April 2009 - 10:12 PM

"Envy" is actually a pretty cool name.

"Hoods Breath"

"Lorn"

"Nether"

Nether is pretty cool too, and easy to shout across a field.

If your naming contest gets back to Stephen Colbert though, he'll insist ON HIS SHOW that you name the horse Steven Colbert.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:22 AM

@ Shenrei no Shin

is your sig from an episode of mystery science theater 3000... cuz it made me have a flash back of a child hood memory...never noticed it till now... is it new?

Lorn is good... agreed

zanth is the best name though...
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:53 AM

How about...Crunchbite?

Or call it a "Wickan" horse and screw the name.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 05:24 AM

Just call it "Stupid."

Odds are, that'll fit better than anything, especially for an Appaloosa.

Though if it was a Quarterhorse, I'd say name it "Bitch." Because that'll inevitably fit.
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:41 AM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Apr 13 2009, 08:12 AM, said:

"Nether"

Nether is pretty cool too, and easy to shout across a field.


Makes me think of certain regions. :D

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