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Name my horse! really

#61 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 09:14 PM

View PostAssail, on Apr 14 2009, 02:50 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on Apr 14 2009, 09:33 AM, said:

drunken declaration at 3am gmt this morning has confirmed the little horsey will be called Lostara


But.. but Kahlan would be such a better name!


Only if you plan on almost raping the horse every time you see it.
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 09:15 PM

View PostObdigore, on Apr 14 2009, 02:14 PM, said:

View PostAssail, on Apr 14 2009, 02:50 PM, said:

View PostMacros, on Apr 14 2009, 09:33 AM, said:

drunken declaration at 3am gmt this morning has confirmed the little horsey will be called Lostara


But.. but Kahlan would be such a better name!


Only if you plan on almost raping the horse every time you see it.


Such is the Terry Goodkind way. I suggest getting used to it, because one day soon, he will lord over us all!
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 09:22 PM

Did you just claim that Terry Goodkind attempts to rape horses?

And you are a Fan of his?

I think his detracters need say nothing, since his Fans have such ... lovely... insights.
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 09:29 PM

View PostObdigore, on Apr 14 2009, 02:22 PM, said:

Did you just claim that Terry Goodkind attempts to rape horses?

And you are a Fan of his?

I think his detracters need say nothing, since his Fans have such ... lovely... insights.


No, I just said that rape is the way of TG. This much is clear. I'm a huge fan of his by the way.

:p
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 06:11 AM

View PostBent, on Apr 14 2009, 05:57 AM, said:

Stupid song stuck in my brain..

Well, I'm riding through the desert on a horse with no name.......


Hey that's a quality song.
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 01:29 PM

I can't believe no one has suggested 'Shan'.

Also: 'Surly'.


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Posted 16 April 2009 - 01:41 PM

I believe I mentuined earlier that Surly would be a good name for a horse?

I think.

And no one sane would ever call a horse Kahlan :unworthy:

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 02:38 PM

What about Polgara?

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 02:47 PM

Nikki! Like Nikki from SoT!

She should have been it.
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 03:48 PM

View PostAbyss, on Apr 16 2009, 03:38 PM, said:

What about Polgara?

- Abyss, ....also, 'Ce'nedra'! :unworthy:

Ugh. That would make me want to vomit on the horse and then kill it... :D
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 04:09 PM

Dunroamin...........

Edit: sorry read thread title as Name my House...............

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 02:17 PM

My vote goes for either Elmer or LePage...
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 07:48 PM

My little horsey is a real media whore.

Photographers were at the house today to photo her mam with local dignitaries (of a minor nature) for publicity shots for the up coming local show (big deal in relatively small town)
Without my forceful and undoubtedly manly presence Lostara ran amok and wrecked quite a few of the pictures until my sister finally caught a hold of her, marvelous day.

Attached File  lostara.jpg (58.99K)
Number of downloads: 4

mum was obviously running around with the camera too, she took this picture, becaus eshe loves taking photos. Her fun was soon curtailed when MY dog (hes always MY dog when something goes wrong, somethings shit on or the neighbours bitchs get pregnant again) decided it was time to disply his camera whorish nature and he was over annoying the people at every turn around.

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:01 PM

My lovely horse running through the field,
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every single day,
And bring you to the horse dentist,
My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man on your back,
Like a train in the night,
Like a train in the night.

call it ceffel yr gwynnwy 'n frown
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:02 PM

we've got to lose the sax solo!
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:03 PM

View PostMacros, on May 21 2009, 12:48 PM, said:

My little horsey is a real media whore.

Photographers were at the house today to photo her mam with local dignitaries (of a minor nature) for publicity shots for the up coming local show (big deal in relatively small town)
Without my forceful and undoubtedly manly presence Lostara ran amok and wrecked quite a few of the pictures until my sister finally caught a hold of her, marvelous day.

Attachment lostara.jpg

mum was obviously running around with the camera too, she took this picture, becaus eshe loves taking photos. Her fun was soon curtailed when MY dog (hes always MY dog when something goes wrong, somethings shit on or the neighbours bitchs get pregnant again) decided it was time to disply his camera whorish nature and he was over annoying the people at every turn around.

My animals rock


What if i said I wanted some glue...?
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 09:17 PM

I'd offer 7 large potential tubs for a reasonable price
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:28 PM

Whos the hot blonde to the right?
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

sisters friend, horsey fanatic and by strange chance the photographers assistant/ apprentice type.

picture doesn't do the fine lady justice, and yes, I know you burn to know, I have indeed been smooching with her fine self on occasion
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 10:46 PM

very nice
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