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Name my horse! really

#41 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:49 AM

Roger.

I've got a halibut named Roger. Roger the halibut.

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#42 Shinrei

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:29 AM

@zanth, Yes, my quote is from MST3K.

And I have many more where that came from....

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#43 frookenhauer

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:38 AM

A horse named Man

souls are for wimps

#44 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:41 AM

Call it.....

"looking around for something"

Joan Rivers? Yes, she is on my television.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#45 Bent

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 01:06 PM

How bout Gertrude? No one ever gets the name Gertrude anymore.....

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#46 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:49 PM

There is a reason.

Adept of Team Quick Ben

I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos

#47 Aptorian

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:51 PM

Sleipner

Or

Pale Horse With No Name

#48 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:54 PM

Or Apt! Although your horse doesn't have three legs and one eye.

Adept of Team Quick Ben

I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos

#49 Obdigore

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:55 PM

Slumgullion.

So your family has to shout that out over a field.

Call it Rhulad. oh oh oh - Call it Tairy!

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#50 Aptorian

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:58 PM

"The Goat with a thousand young"

#51 Soulessdreamer

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:59 PM

Aptorian, on Apr 14 2009, 02:51 AM, said:

Sleipner

You would have to graft on four more legs.

Name it choc dip or go for a wikken name, (the malazan horse dudes not the witches).

TTFN

Imagine a world without such souls.
Yes, it should have been harder to do.

#52 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:19 PM

ShadowMule!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#53 Assail

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:49 PM

I won't lie, I'm not going to read all the suggestions. So if it's been mentioned... then so be it.

I always thought 'T'riss' was a cool name. So, Triss, or however you want to say it would be nice.

I still heart Goodkind.

#54 Bent

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:57 PM

Stupid song stuck in my brain..

Well, I'm riding through the desert on a horse with no name.......

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#55 Stradivarius

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:08 PM

mr ed! mr ed the hoss!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#56 Macros

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 04:33 PM

drunken declaration at 3am gmt this morning has confirmed the little horsey will be called Lostara

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#57 Darkwatch

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 05:40 PM

Macros, on Apr 11 2009, 02:58 PM, said:

Twilight entered my head but sparkly vampire jumped to mind.

You could always name the horse's rear sphincter Stephenie Meyers.

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.