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Posted 27 August 2019 - 06:43 PM

I'd say it was worth it. Those crazy height stunts get hella hits on youtube etc.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 September 2019 - 09:04 PM

Pretty neat.

Danish city puts Vikings at crossing signals

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Posted 25 September 2019 - 11:37 AM

I don't need to read the article, just the headline itself works for me.

Woman bites camel’s testicles in self defence at US truck stop

https://www.news.com...71c12aff64e1f0a
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 23 October 2019 - 06:26 PM

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2220721-scientists-have-trained-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-to-collect-food/

Scientists have trained rats to drive tiny cars to collect food

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 24 November 2019 - 07:07 AM

Not weird so much as really interesting:

The "Missing Cryptoqueen" who invented a cryptocurrency and then disappeared... I'd never even heard of OneCoin before this...
https://www.bbc.co.u...tories-50435014
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Posted 28 November 2019 - 11:17 AM

Pastoral scenes or bovine porn?

https://www.news.com...533ba469419387f

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 28 November 2019 - 11:43 AM

I am getting flashbacks from that cyber dolphin in Johnny Mnemonic.
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Posted 08 December 2019 - 12:16 PM

Maybe he just needed to cool off a bit? But then again, isn't it winter over there? Does Florida get cold?

https://www.news.com...d0f0fa1e28d029b
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 16 December 2019 - 03:52 AM

Noooo... the writers for Watchmen don't need any new ideas! Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

Thousands of 'penis fish' washed up on a California beach
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Posted 16 December 2019 - 04:23 AM

Gives a new meaning to the saying "Suck a bag of dicks".
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Posted 22 December 2019 - 04:31 AM

Talk about your "Morning Glory" ... :wacko:

https://www.news.com...198bdb7ead5d538
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 24 December 2019 - 04:11 AM

BK's Canadian cousin, eh? ;)

https://www.news.com...b8495955a18e45c

Canyonerooooooooooooooooooo ...
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 19 January 2020 - 10:32 AM

Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle dispute with Iowa ex-wife

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Posted 18 April 2020 - 04:22 AM

I guess it's better than naming your kids after reality TV stars ...

https://www.kidspot....1de3c489d836248
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 18 April 2020 - 08:11 AM

That person will Herald the beginning of a great sanitary cleansing of the human species.
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Posted 09 May 2020 - 11:09 AM

Good thing Simmo wasn't along on that chase after a night on the pints. It would have sounded like the brass section of an orchestra ... :rofl:

https://www.news.com...92ab7ad869b80fd
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 08 June 2020 - 05:18 PM

I'm not saying this is definitely Sombra, but let's face it. This is definitely Sombra!

https://www.ladbible...bRJ8BMK_Yq9KsZk
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Posted 08 June 2020 - 06:06 PM

A Tribute to the human spirit.
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Posted 08 June 2020 - 08:24 PM

Ironically, adblock-blocked.

Like my :popo:
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 09 June 2020 - 12:41 AM

That's a typical Saturday night around these parts. Now urethral sounding on the other hand, that takes commitment. Side note: I didn't know what urethral sounding was until reading this.Posted Image

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