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Weird News Story Du Jour One thread to bring them all and in the darkness ... wtf?

#581 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 08 January 2018 - 03:38 AM

And boy are his arms tired.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 08 January 2018 - 06:36 AM

"Viagra overdose", yeah... I doubt that's what the drug test would say.
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Posted 09 January 2018 - 01:20 PM

I don't know if this qualifies as weird or just a big dose of WTF but : http://www.businessi...ch-tweet-2018-1
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:34 AM

This would NOT work in my house:

http://www.news.com....e2cd236fcc71f7a

Backwards books. Has to be a troll.
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Posted 04 February 2018 - 09:41 AM

Cheapass "Kiln people"?

http://www.news.com....52f1292abc65d89
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 29 March 2018 - 06:57 PM

This is by far my favourite story of the day:

Toronto Chef Taunts anti-meat protesters


Story going viral, linked the Sun version because some others didn't have quote from the chef.



First read it on the star or the globe, and it had a poll up, with roughly 90% of respondents saying it was awesome.

The vegans got to do their precious, hyperbolic protest, and he didn't attack them in any way, nor really do anything that wasn't being done in the back already. But he quietly made his point and in so doing, has maybe helped give the protesters a wide angle lens of really how few people are "with them".


EDIT: Finally bothered looking at some of the video too, and the protesters were not only holding signs out front, but actually protesting AT the DINERS, holding up signs facing inward in the faces of diners out for a nice night out. Diners who presumably knew they were eating a formerly live animal and are fine with it. And now I love this chef, and the public reaction, even more. Its not like he could fill that table with a customer with people hovering on the other side of the glass protesting at that prospective diner.

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Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
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Posted 30 March 2018 - 06:16 AM

Free pr0n in ... oddly-named places.

http://www.news.com....ef965c3b00f49a7
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Posted 28 June 2018 - 04:47 AM

Spain botched another art restoration:
http://www.nydailyne...2618-story.html
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Posted 28 June 2018 - 07:38 AM

Can't access that article in the EU but assuming that isn't a vax statue in the second picture, that doesn't look half bad in terms of recreating the image with new colours and a better perspective.

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Posted 28 June 2018 - 08:34 AM

He looks like he just asked a girl if she wanted to go get malts and she said no.
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Posted 28 June 2018 - 09:40 AM

Oh... It's supposed to be a guy?
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Posted 28 June 2018 - 07:10 PM

Yah it's St. George slaying a dragon.
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Posted 26 July 2018 - 08:44 AM

Trial of guy with no penis has a female prosecutor named Cockburn.

https://www.news.com...d10ccbcd0412122
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Posted 26 July 2018 - 08:54 AM

View PostLuv2B_Sassy, on 28 June 2018 - 07:10 PM, said:

Yah it's St. George slaying a dragon.


He looks more like: "I'm doing what?"
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Posted 02 August 2018 - 11:34 AM

You have got to be fucking kidding me:

https://www.news.com...d3dc3ca761c392f
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Posted 18 September 2018 - 07:01 PM

One of the best headlines: My link

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk
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Posted 05 October 2018 - 02:32 AM

https://www.bbc.com/...europe-45753455
Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden
Her name is Saga!
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 09:43 AM

... licking a doorbell for 3 hours ...

https://www.news.com...3b49dbbaf9bf33b

I've got nothing.
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 10:05 AM

I feel like that article isn't quite clear if he was licking that Bell for three hours or if he was just lurking around for 2-3 hours.

Either way the guy should have a psych evaluation.
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 10:45 AM

He's had previous for intoxication and narcotics.
I think it's fair to say he was off his face
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