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#601 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

This could go on our tourism ads. California Man licks doorbells, Florida Man eats other man's face...where would you rather go on vacation?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#602 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 10:59 PM

Destination Canada could use that exact same line.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
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#603 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:10 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 09 January 2019 - 10:59 PM, said:

Destination Canada could use that exact same line.


https://www.theglobe...apping-case-in/
Three people involved in naked kidnapping case in Alberta had shared psychotic disorder, court hears

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 18 January 2019 - 01:56 PM

We're gonna need a bigger boat. Mega shark

(yes my procrastination attack is not getting any better)
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#605 User is online   D'rek 

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Posted 18 January 2019 - 02:11 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 18 January 2019 - 01:56 PM, said:

We're gonna need a bigger boat. Mega shark

(yes my procrastination attack is not getting any better)


Huh, so apparently the difference between humans and sharks is that pregnant sharks are calmer and safer to be around

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#606 User is offline   Nevyn 

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Posted 08 March 2019 - 06:08 PM

This made my friday

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Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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#607 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 01:41 AM

An online ID ... for porn. Riiiiiiiiiight.

"Hello Pornhub, my name is Morgoth and I'm from Norway ..."

https://www.news.com...59025acacb6bd84

Do they seriously think this will work? I predict people will get around it faster than it took to write this sentence.

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 03:22 AM

Australians: Tough. Or stupid. Usually both.

https://www.news.com...d7b0a4756d6fae0
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Posted 18 April 2019 - 03:41 AM

Why they saying "slushie" and not SlurpeeŽ?
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#610 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 08:01 AM

Our accent doesn't permit the use of acc^ents or ® registered trademarks. It's apparently something to do with our long vowels.

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