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Tehol Breaks A Leg Don't try this at home!

#41 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:11 PM

stone monkey, on Mar 20 2009, 01:56 PM, said:

Oh gosh! That's terrible. There has to be some way you can blame Starbucks for this; I mean, if their coffee wasn't so delicious you wouldn't be in this mess. Think of the lawsuit! And those juicy damages... You know it makes sense.

Transatlantic commiserations nonetheless. And I'm sure we all wish you a speedy recovery.

This is a good point! I may have too look into it! Forget blaming this on Brood it's all down to Starbucks and their addictive beverages!

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#42 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:12 PM

Here Tehol, this might make you feel better.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#43 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:12 PM

what he means really is lawsuit...some damn income for having icy steps...

Anyway, can someone please step forward and back me up so i can coner Sparky and get my man card back...please?

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#44 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:14 PM

This one's for you Frook

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#45 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

yep...glad I stayed till the end of that sparky...so can i have my card back?

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

*blocks frook*
run, sparky, run!

KEEP AWAY!!!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 03:12 PM, said:

what he means really is lawsuit...some damn income for having icy steps...

Anyway, can someone please step forward and back me up so i can coner Sparky and get my man card back...please?

You could ask AIJ, but I recall you Shot him down, so not sure he'll help.
Besides maybe he wants to be the man in the relation and doesn't want you to get the card back.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

Wow, that sucks big time Tehol.

Here's hoping you have a quick and easy recovery.

teholbeddict, on Mar 20 2009, 03:53 PM, said:

I've checked the meds they've given me demorol and percoset which should have me really out of it for the next while!

Oh, you'll have fun with those.

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#49 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:17 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 20 2009, 11:48 AM, said:

The other half had surgery on his cruciate knee ligaments a few years back when we still lived together. At the beginning when he was in hospital and just got home, I was giving it all "I'm going to be the best nurse in the world". About 1.5 days into preparing all of his meals, getting every drink, helping him keep his knee dry in the shower, remembering when he needed medication and sleeping on the sofa I was all for starving him and leaving him to fester in his own filth. He would ask for a drink and I'd be all "You had one 3 hours ago, you don't need another one yet". He still reminds me how awful I am today!

As he should.

I remember when my girlfriend who lived 2 hours away got mono. I took two weeks off of work to go stay with her and take care of her. And now we're married.

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#50 Macros

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:18 PM

I gave the card to sparky for safe keeping, in case I lost it over st paddys day drunken ness

No frooky, you can't have it back unitl the girlyness of the pink vest is expunged by a manly awesome action

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#51 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:21 PM

Sparkimus, on Mar 20 2009, 02:12 PM, said:

Here Tehol, this might make you feel better.

OMG ! That was funny Sparky, almost to the point of peeing my self with laughter! Except that's made me realize I still have to figure out how I'm going to get myself to the bathroom and sit down yet!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:22 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 20 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

As he should.

I remember when my girlfriend who lived 2 hours away got mono. I took two weeks off of work to go stay with her and take care of her. And now we're married.

Bah, selfish love is where it's at.

I hope Sparky remembers to keep his back to the wall while Frook tries to wrestle for his man card!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:23 PM

Wow, tough break (sorry!) Tehol!

Hope you're feeling ok and don't start getting leg pain when you think of starbucks...

Maybe it's time for a temporary avatar change

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So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#54 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:24 PM

:gaes-orfantal: Aww thanks Traveller it's perfect I'm going to change it now!

Evern the cast is pink!

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#55 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:27 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 03:15 PM, said:

yep...glad I stayed till the end of that sparky...so can i have my card back?

Shit that link didn't work. That was supposed to be a heavy metal granny.

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#56 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:31 PM

Tell you what Frook, watch Rodeo's big day at the beach and I'll think about giving it back to you. Man that guy just doesn't know what to do with pants.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:34 PM

Hard luck Tehol...hope you heal quick!

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#58 Traveller

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:34 PM

That's better, bit more accurate now!

Seriously, you were lucky it was a clean break, could've been worse..

I'll drink to your leg!

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So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#59 lokiman

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 07:38 PM

Wow, that sucks, hope you heal quickly and all that. Get well soon!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 08:04 PM

hmmm thats got to hurt! would say hope you get better soon but bones take a while to heal. what can i say thats positive.........

i know! now you can catch up on your film watching! read loads of books and spend more time on here! yeah! see it's not all bad!

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