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Tehol Breaks A Leg Don't try this at home!

#21 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:33 PM

I'm betting Vicodin/Hydrocodone.

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#22 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

I'll have some of them...Are they fun drugs, Hoosier?

Dammit still no answer on my gigolo offer...Maybe the drugs are taking effect...maybe.

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#23 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 01:17 PM, said:

She has us to help her from getting bored..right! Er...so that should last half a day, OMG you're in trouble Tehol! I recommend fast food all the cable channels and a gigolo to keep you amused...

Whats this I found in my pocket...

Oooh look it says: "Frookenhauer, Gigolo at your service, clean breaks welcome!"

I'm here for ya Tehol

You're welcome to be my gigolo frookie! Although I think your duties are mostly going to be fetching meds and water and helping me hobble about! Something tells me that's not what you had in mind!

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#24 Macros

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:46 PM

Will he be cooking and washing in your steed.

Is he qualified for that? I seem to remember him handing in his man cards at some point so he might be a plausable substitute

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#25 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:48 PM

well at least you can't run away...

Hold on the whole manservant part is defo not what I'm looking for...Fine...Lets talk numbers and flights

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:48 PM

The other half had surgery on his cruciate knee ligaments a few years back when we still lived together. At the beginning when he was in hospital and just got home, I was giving it all "I'm going to be the best nurse in the world". About 1.5 days into preparing all of his meals, getting every drink, helping him keep his knee dry in the shower, remembering when he needed medication and sleeping on the sofa I was all for starving him and leaving him to fester in his own filth. He would ask for a drink and I'd be all "You had one 3 hours ago, you don't need another one yet". He still reminds me how awful I am today!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:49 PM

hold on one moment mac! that's not fair...i mortgaged it during the whole pink shirt thingy! I can get it back any time I want

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:50 PM

Such compassion!

Frook: typical dr. prescribed pain medications in the U.S.

#29 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:50 PM

Yeah I've got Frook's man card in my wallet, I don't quite remember why we took that from him to begin with. Someone must know.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:52 PM

Hold on people lets just concentrate on the broken leg and forget the whole man card thing...

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#31 teholbeddict

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:53 PM

I've checked the meds they've given me demorol and percoset which should have me really out of it for the next while!

@Frookie you would have to do the dishes and the cooking! We can discuss the rest later based on your performance

@Maccy Those are not just womanly duties!

Thank you everyone for making me laugh and being so nice!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:54 PM

yeah, your man card's been confiscated by Maccy.

the real mystery now becomes: how did Sparky end up with it?

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:55 PM

Oooooh, they gave you the good stuff! Hopefully you'll post some crazy shit. More likely you'll sit zoned out staring at a turned off t.v. though.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:55 PM

as long as its big numbers and small tasks...i'm game...So which part of my job specs performance were you looking to evaluate?

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#35 stone monkey

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:56 PM

Oh gosh! That's terrible. There has to be some way you can blame Starbucks for this; I mean, if their coffee wasn't so delicious you wouldn't be in this mess. Think of the lawsuit! And those juicy damages... You know it makes sense.

Transatlantic commiserations nonetheless. And I'm sure we all wish you a speedy recovery.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:57 PM

They gave me demerol after my appendectomy. Apparently I'm allergic to it and it nearly killed me. Be careful with it!

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:58 PM

Rodeo, never fails to cheer someone up..

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:58 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Mar 20 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

"You had one 3 hours ago, you don't need another one yet".

Brilliance.

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