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Tehol Breaks A Leg Don't try this at home!

#161 teholbeddict

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:52 AM

Slow Ben, on Mar 26 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

I have accessability to a shotgun. Not that i would use it on Frookie, just the oil.

Save some of that mouthwash for me Bubba! This last bit was enough to make me sick too! You two are welcome to do whatever you want with the oil and the thongs! Just don't share the details thank you! I can only stomach so much!

Sheesh I may just lose my gigolo to SB!

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#162 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:34 AM

Uh, no. sadly, i have little use for a male gigilo. And i meant i would shoot the oil, saving Frook from any permanent bodliy harm.

You all's just too much.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#163 teholbeddict

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:37 AM

Slow Ben, on Mar 26 2009, 10:34 PM, said:

Uh, no. sadly, i have little use for a male gigilo. And i meant i would shoot the oil, saving Frook from any permanent bodliy harm.

You all's just too much.

Oh right I see, you were going to shoot him with the oil! Must have just been me and my dirty mind imagining you said you wanted to see him in the leopard skin thong!

I'm just bugging you SB! I'm don't want to give my gigolo up anyways! I think I'll keep him!

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#164 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:40 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume Frook would rather stay with you. Just a hunch.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 08:55 AM

Please help me get rid of the mental pic of Frookiebaby in a Borat leopardskin thong.................<Shudder>

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 11:10 AM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 27 2009, 12:50 PM, said:

And remember the leopard skin thong is only a PM away :ball:

My God.

Frook, you still haven't returned my KCCM cape! I want my alimony!

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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Posted 27 March 2009 - 12:38 PM

Woah there hoss!

Look the offer was open to Tehol and Tehol alone...Sorry slow, I can see how much pain this is going to cause you :ball:

The Borat mankini is vile...I would never stoop that high, its a simple man thong...in leopard skin and furry...mmm furry.

Anyway...Tehol, you can't hold off my amorous (and sexy) advances forever and you will crumble, oh yes!

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#168 Tsundoku

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 08:35 AM

*bump*

So TB, what's the latest? How have you been killing time? Still house-bound?

Or just bound and ball-gagged by Frookie?

Cheers,

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Posted 11 April 2009 - 08:40 AM

I vote # 3: Crutched.

Nah, Sweet ole' Tehol is doing better, from all we've heard,

(Yes, that took a while to type regulary);

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:59 AM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 27 2009, 10:38 PM, said:

Woah there hoss!

Look the offer was open to Tehol and Tehol alone...Sorry slow, I can see how much pain this is going to cause you

You twisted, bloodsoaked evil old man! Next thing you know you'll be harvesting me for organs! Well, don't even think it. All my meat is prime-cut.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#171 teholbeddict

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:03 AM

Sombra, on Apr 11 2009, 03:35 AM, said:

*bump*

So TB, what's the latest? How have you been killing time? Still house-bound?

Or just bound and ball-gagged by Frookie?

Cheers,

La Sombra, likes the idea of Blue Nurses

Hey Sombra! I'm doing not too badly thanks for asking! Tomorrow morning I go for my first cast change so I'm excited about that! The leg still hurts most of the time and I'm sick to death of these crutches! No longer housebound, I went back to work on Wednesday, it was only supposed to be for a half day but ended up being a full day, so I'm basically back to full time. No taking it easy for me!

As for frookie, he as fervent as ever in his sexual advances! I don't think that's going to change any time soon, I'm pretty much stuck with him! He's taken up permanent gigolo duty and there doesn't seem to be any way for me to get rid of him, which is okay as he's kind of growing on me a bit. Don't tell him that though the man definitely doesn't need any encouragement!

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:05 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I knew the relationship wouldn't last long!

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#173 teholbeddict

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:06 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 12 2009, 11:05 PM, said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I knew the relationship wouldn't last long!

What? I said he's staying as my permanent gigolo and that he's grown on me, not that I'm giving him up! read a bit more carefully, Frookies here to stay, he's mine my dear AIJ!

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 04:08 AM

Infatuation pulls a veil over your eyes, dear Tehol...you can't see the cracks! Sooner or later you'll be having awkward silences, arguing about trivial things and picking out your first couch.

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 13 April 2009 - 04:08 AM

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:17 PM

teholbeddict, on Apr 13 2009, 05:03 AM, said:

As for frookie, he as fervent as ever in his sexual advances! I don't think that's going to change any time soon, I'm pretty much stuck with him! He's taken up permanent gigolo duty and there doesn't seem to be any way for me to get rid of him, which is okay as he's kind of growing on me a bit. Don't tell him that though the man definitely doesn't need any encouragement!

oh...how on earth did I miss this beaut! Haha I'm like fungus, i grow on you...wait, what?

Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 13 2009, 05:08 AM, said:

Infatuation pulls a veil over your eyes, dear Tehol...you can't see the cracks! Sooner or later you'll be having awkward silences, arguing about trivial things and picking out your first couch.

OI! Don't tell her about the cracks...

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