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Bacon, Beer, Rep and Wolverine A quick guide to random Malazanisms...

#41 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 06:18 AM

I have come to the assumption that, in this forum and the threads that carried over, D.M. has never once stated blatantly "this thread is stupid." Sadly enough, any search of IADMAITTIS/IADMAITTTIS do not show up in searches, despite their inclusion in every damned poll I can remember.

I am unpleased with this search outcome. Fruitful searches are very much so asked for and appreciated on the IADMAIITTIS front.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 08:21 AM

A lot of the IADMAITTTIS stuff is in old Inn threads that have been deleted.
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#43 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 March 2009 - 08:41 AM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 13 2009, 04:21 AM, said:

A lot of the IADMAITTTIS stuff is in old Inn threads that have been deleted.


I am displeased, and yet, will use this basis on which to work forward from my current stalled approach.

Any ideas on why IADMAITTTIS wouldn't come up at all? I know I've included it in several of my own polls, and yet it is still a big ole' ZERO threads produced for both topic and, remarkably enough, topic CONTENT.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 08:49 AM

It's the forbidden word.

The Condor Flies at Midnight!
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 08:53 AM

I don't know what I'd do without these golden tidbits.

I can't help but love you while hating you Apt. Well done. :)

Also, Red Team Go!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 02:41 PM

By the time of the last forumflush, IADM'S had already moved from catchphrase to trend to cliche.

Much was lost from those days, so much we will never recover. The potsherds, oh, the potsherds...

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This post has been edited by Abyss: 13 March 2009 - 02:42 PM

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 05:32 AM

I put too much time into this.

Just picture the Braveheart/Independnce Day speeches conjoined into some form of unholy "What would you do for just one chance? Today is our Independence Day!" speech.

IADMAITTTIS will be abbreviated and short, due to lack of source material.

"I Blame Brood"... has proven to be fruitful...
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 05:42 AM

I blame abyss...

yes, tis the new era
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:21 AM

I blame Zanth...sorry dude, you were gone for too long.

"shamefaced grin"
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:53 PM

Just for you sick people.

Attached File(s)


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The Pub is Always Open

Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist

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A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:51 PM

me!?

damn...

and I just read this whole thread, very good work

You might see how many overlords were welcomed too, those are always good for a laugh...

a quick search for overlord or overlords reveals quite a few, but its your thread so its up to you
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:57 PM

Bacon lube? Oh hell, I'd try it of course.

Also, for some reason the 706 threads that bow at the alter of bacon... is no longer working. Surprise, surprise.

"Me?" Yes you. "Couldn't be!" Then who? Bwoody stole the bacon from the bacon jar.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 04 April 2009 - 08:58 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 12:16 PM

I'd like to know when it all started...
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 06 April 2009 - 01:17 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Apr 4 2009, 02:53 PM, said:

Just for you sick people.






Behold:

Attached File  3265291763_a308e0062f.jpg (108.83K)
Number of downloads: 6




It is a (un)holy union!
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 09:22 AM

What sick, twisted creations are those?
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 07 April 2009 - 10:23 AM

Nice work HD... I lol-ed a bit.

Now you need to cover the rep wars in greater detail... "I WIN', Empress status, the Abyss/ Apt rivalry. Some other memes would be the Tom "raptor gaze" Selleck, Abysmal signature series, Richard Simmons ones + the Religion sub-forum being the brawl-yard, Kallor's (and others) teasing us with tidbits from forthcoming books (esp as signatures), and the NeverEnding Debates (who beats who in a fight, is Traveller = Ultor, and the like)
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#57 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 11:43 AM

View PostAin't_It_Just_, on Apr 7 2009, 09:22 AM, said:

What sick, twisted creations are those?



they should be perfect for us here at the forum. Bacon and Beer lube FTW!
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 11:56 AM

What about Pedantic Bear?

And what ever happened to the thread which collected all of them?

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 12:28 PM

View PostAptorian, on Mar 13 2009, 09:21 AM, said:

A lot of the IADMAITTTIS stuff is in old Inn threads that have been deleted.


I never understood what that meant. Oh well
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 12:39 PM

View Posttiam, on Apr 8 2009, 12:28 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Mar 13 2009, 09:21 AM, said:

A lot of the IADMAITTTIS stuff is in old Inn threads that have been deleted.


I never understood what that meant. Oh well



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