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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

#421 Slow Ben

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 08:42 PM

Oooh, whats Ruby? Is that some sport only Welshwoman(?) play?

Sorry i'm such a smartass.

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#422 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 08:44 PM

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted. :whistle:

Sheep "wrestling"?

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#423 bwgan

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 08:49 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

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#424 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:58 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted. :whistle:

Sheep "wrestling"?

Some farmer's out here play goat wrestling. And by play and wrestle I mean have sex with the animals. Why can't someone write a fantasy novel about a farmboy that has sex with animals who grows up to be king?

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#425 Giles

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:05 PM

You probably just have to read between the lines :whistle:

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#426 Slum

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:48 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 27 2009, 04:58 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted. :whistle:

Sheep "wrestling"?

It would make all the other farm animal-humping rugby players jealous.

#427 Obdigore

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:56 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Feb 27 2009, 03:58 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted. :whistle:

Sheep "wrestling"?

Because I would be banned from these forums... Mal is just waiting for an excuse, I can feel it!

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#428 frookenhauer

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:18 PM

you play sheep wrestling?!? That's, er...fine, but why would that egt you banned unless you went into graphical detail about how you went and did it to their cervixes?

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 27 February 2009 - 11:18 PM

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#429 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 06:46 AM

Frooky, what is a cervix? "eyes wide with innocence"

Suck it Errant!

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#430 Bhurnae

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:54 AM

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#431 Stradivarius

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:43 AM

now if your going to get the insults right then it's the welsh (like me) who are supposed to be the sheep lovers! And yes i have tried american football but was appalled by the lack of violence one could get from a game.

and to use the age old reply We fu#k them u eat them!

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#432 Slow Ben

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:01 PM

Stradivarius, on Feb 28 2009, 04:43 AM, said:

now if your going to get the insults right then it's the welsh (like me) who are supposed to be the sheep lovers! And yes i have tried american football but was appalled by the lack of grab-assing one could get from a game.

and to use the age old reply We fu#k them u eat them!

Edited for accuracy

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#433 Stradivarius

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 02:23 PM

lol strangley enough never managed to get round to that when i was playing! dont think i missed out much tho

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#434 frookenhauer

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 04:06 PM

Haha battle of the noobs...Entertain us! I want blood :whistle:

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#435 Darkwatch

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 04:30 PM

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

I am so glad to be back. :whistle:

Of course you are. Where else can you go where everyone knows your name, makes fun of your nationality but you can easily just do the same or tag team with Mezla and win.

Edit:

I haven't voted. And I won't.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 28 February 2009 - 04:32 PM

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#436 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:01 AM

what happened to the noob blood I wanted....Goddammit!

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#437 Slow Ben

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:04 AM

Okay, okay Frook

Stradivarius, on Feb 28 2009, 04:43 AM, said:

So you do fu#k them?
And then go play grabass, or grabass then the f'ing? :whistle:

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#438 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:06 AM

Atta boy! You know I support the other team...Right?!? :whistle:

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:23 AM

How do you circumcise a hand egg player ?

Kick his sister in the jaw. :whistle:

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