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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

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  1. American football (22 votes [34.38%])

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  2. Rugby (42 votes [65.62%])

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#1 User is offline   Sparkimus 

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:02 PM

Since we've completely spammed the pictures thread, here's this.

There seems to be a misconception that American football player are nothing more than roided up monsters that couldn't last in a rugby match without their gear. From what I gather, the argument is that rugby players are hardened through play and emotion and therefore somehow tougher than the pinacle of manhood that is an American football player.

Pick your side and lets do this.








And just leave soccer out of this, we all know it sucks. :(

This post has been edited by RodeoRanch: 13 February 2009 - 08:06 PM


QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:04 PM

I pick water polo. Can you imagine swimming like that?

This should be a poll.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:05 PM

I don't know how to make a poll :(

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:05 PM

Hockey!


Or lawn darts.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:06 PM

Really? Lol. I can't remember if you can edit it yourself, but a mod can.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:06 PM

Water polo's easy, the horses do all the swimming
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:06 PM

Done like dinner.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

But the horses are all roided up, so the players have to control them with their super-strong thighs.

Thanks Rodeo!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:10 PM

American Hand Egg! Its the sport if Kin- Actually...NO! Its a sport played by strapping Jocks...Jockstraps? That'll do.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:12 PM

Quit calling it handegg Frook.

Rugby will win. By far more countries play it than American football.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:15 PM

really? AMERICAN football isn't played worldwide?
Who would have though?
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:16 PM

There is a silver lining to that cloud for you...At least the USA will be the best in the world at the sport that is not much played with the foot and is mostly held and where the loosely named object of contention is shaped more like an egg than a ball...come on! that's far too long winded, let me call it Hand Egg...Please!!!

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:16 PM

Almost all americans know that.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:16 PM

Yeah, but i'm not sure about the distribution of the counties on forum though.
I think theres quite a lot of regular americans, no?

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Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


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Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:17 PM

There's a large group, but most of the people in the Inn are not. Or at least that is my completely unscientific thought.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:19 PM

I thought most of the members are Brits...this is from some way back and a conversation with a person who no longer resides within these hallowed halls.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:25 PM

I prefer rugby (union or league, there are two very distinct types of rugby) but I can see the qualities of American Footballers.

The point is quite simple some of the NFL guys could survive in Rugby especially wide receivers, running backs some of the more mobile tackles. But they are incredibly specialised athletes who are trained up to exploit the peculiarities of the game they play. Simply put most rugby players have to be more rounded players being able in varying degrees to display a variety of techniques for instance a rugby centre is fundamantally an attacking player however to be the best he must be able to tackle well, pass, kick acurately and far, have vison and a rugby brain and sustain this for 80 minutes. Similary a number 8 has to control the game, tackle from the scrum, be a viable outlet as an attacking runner, take part in mauls, jump in lineouts, pick up and run moves from the back of the scrum including passing, handle the ball in the line etc. Some of the players are truly specialised, such as props or scrum halves but they still have to carry out many other functions although the expectations are far less than in some other positions . In rugby league the elimination of competive scrummaging and the lineout has made the skills of the players even closer where all have to be able to tackle under collosal impacts with little padding.

In American football the players are far more specialised. I'd expect that a running back might be quicker or have a better side-step than a rugby centre, or a wide receiver quicker over 60 metres than a rugby wing, but I wouldn't want to stick them in an unbroken half of 40 mins and expect them to tackle and kick or pass with any ability, but then again they aren't required to or trained to do any of those things. Some of the guys would be manifestly useless in Rugby espcially the big guys at the line of scrimmage who are functionally little more than blockers with the odd exception.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:28 PM

what cougar said, with extra manliness
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:28 PM

I vote curling for manliest sport.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 08:32 PM

What cougar said.
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