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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

#441 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:12 AM

masan's saddle, on Feb 28 2009, 04:23 PM, said:

How do you circumcise a hand egg player ?

Kick his sister in the jaw. :whistle:

See, if you guys wore helmets you might have been able to come up with a joke that isn't decades old.

And it's not even really a football player joke, it's originally a redneck joke that is now used by substituting any group the unimaginative want to insult.

Come on man. You're better than that. Bushleague.

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#442 Stradivarius

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 02:01 PM

Slow Ben, on Mar 1 2009, 12:04 AM, said:

Okay, okay Frook

Stradivarius, on Feb 28 2009, 04:43 AM, said:

now if your going to get the insults right then it's the welsh (like me) who are supposed to be the sheep lovers! And yes i have tried american football but was appalled by the lack of violence one could get from a game.

and to use the age old reply We fu#k them u eat them!

So you do fu#k them?
And then go play grabass, or grabass then the f'ing? :whistle:

of course! and its not sheep shagging it's practise!

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#443 masan's saddle

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:38 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Mar 1 2009, 11:12 AM, said:

masan's saddle, on Feb 28 2009, 04:23 PM, said:

How do you circumcise a hand egg player ?

Kick his sister in the jaw. :whistle:

Raymond old chap you are quite correct, I am better.
However if you were to look back throughout this thread, you will see numerous references of a nationalistic/ jingoistic/ stereotypical nature. I'm mean for fuck's sake "the welsh shagging sheep " is as old as the hills and "... nansy pansy tea drinking..." etc etc, I am in awe of the imagination behind that one.

Or not, actually I found it rather amusing because until somebody lists the countries that have a "gridiron" team worth a crap, that's the level we are at.

Hand egg players, rednecks, Bush, burgers, sisters of negotiable virtue, bacon....., it's all the same to me.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#444 Slow Ben

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:50 PM

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Atta boy! You know I support the other team...Right?!?

Yeah Frook, I know you play for the other team. Its to be expected from grabassers. :whistle:

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#445 bwgan

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:52 PM

Darkwatch, on Feb 28 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

I am so glad to be back. :whistle:

Of course you are. Where else can you go where everyone knows your name, makes fun of your nationality but you can easily just do the same or tag team with Mezla and win.

I know, I wasn't whining

, just making an observation...if it were any different I would wonder where I was

...but no I won't do the same because, as I keep saying, I'm a nice girl.

Anyway, after this weekend I'm off rugby...my jinx status is now fully confirmed and from now on when Wales play I have to sit in the garden...whatever the weather.

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'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:57 PM

ireland england? both disapointing. wales moderate france deserved to win all the way tho still not playing at their best. if wales won (cant believe i'm admitting this) france would have been robbed and by god we had our chances!

the only team that performed really well was scotland! best rugby ive seen from them in a long time!

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:00 PM

Slow Ben, on Mar 1 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Atta boy! You know I support the other team...Right?!?

Yeah Frook, I know you play for the other team. Its to be expected from grabassers. :whistle:

slow you seem to be enamoured with grabassers. you sure there isnt some burried lusts for men in u?

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:06 PM

bwgan, on Mar 1 2009, 05:52 PM, said:

Darkwatch, on Feb 28 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 03:49 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 27 2009, 08:44 PM, said:

bwgan, on Feb 27 2009, 12:34 PM, said:

but I am Welsh, so guess what I voted.

Sheep "wrestling"?

I am so glad to be back. :whistle:

Of course you are. Where else can you go where everyone knows your name, makes fun of your nationality but you can easily just do the same or tag team with Mezla and win.

I know, I wasn't whining

, just making an observation...if it were any different I would wonder where I was

So ! you are the reason we lost to the Frenchies !
Make sure your in the garden when we play the Italians and leave the country when we play the Irish !

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#449 Slow Ben

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:08 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on Mar 1 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Atta boy! You know I support the other team...Right?!?

Yeah Frook, I know you play for the other team. Its to be expected from grabassers. :whistle:

slow you seem to be enamoured with grabassers. you sure there isnt some burried lusts for men in u?

Not recently no. Its just a fun word. And thats what rugby players are....GRABASSERS. ASSGRABBERS.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:15 PM

Slow Ben, on Mar 1 2009, 06:08 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 1 2009, 12:00 PM, said:

Slow Ben, on Mar 1 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Feb 28 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

Atta boy! You know I support the other team...Right?!?

Yeah Frook, I know you play for the other team. Its to be expected from grabassers. :whistle:

slow you seem to be enamoured with grabassers. you sure there isnt some burried lusts for men in u?

Not recently no. Its just a fun word. And thats what rugby players are....GRABASSERS. ASSGRABBERS.

yeah? but we are damn good at it! hmmm must be why the girls love me! that and my extra curiculum activites with the sheep!

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#451 frookenhauer

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 06:21 PM

I support, but do not play for the other team...Please note :whistle:

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#452 Sparkimus

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:06 PM

Ah, good to see the debate still rages on. On a side note, these missing NFL players made me sad, being ex-Bucs and all. Though they should have known better than to take a fucking 21 foot boat 30 miles out when a front is moving in. Morons.

21 foot boat + 14 foot waves = search party

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 11:48 PM

LACES OUT!

LACES OUT!

LACES OUT!

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:08 AM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 2 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

LACES OUT!

LACES OUT!

LACES OUT!

WTF?!

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#455 frookenhauer

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:23 AM

Ace ventura pet detective...for the reference.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:28 AM

ah my appologies

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#457 frookenhauer

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:06 AM

no apologies necessary old chum

Its pretty vague after all.

HANDEGG SUCKS!

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:09 AM

Right then.

Next bastard to call anything handegg gets their username changed to something embarrassing. For at least a day. Or until I remember to change it back.

Ooh, I just noticed my smilie. I like it.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:10 AM

HAHA! VENGEANCE!

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