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American Football vs Rugby Put up or shut up

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  1. American football (22 votes [34.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.38%

  2. Rugby (42 votes [65.62%])

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#221 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:33 PM

Well, my condolences.

This post has been edited by HoosierDaddy: 17 February 2009 - 11:43 PM

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#222 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:41 PM

I kid you not...He died on the operating table at the age of 55 and the last words he said to me were...I can't actually remember. How sad. It was normal everyday stuff.

/dad dying argument, I'm all choked up.

Not sure how to undisrail thread, but...

Look I don't give a shit about what your dad reckons...If my dad were still here he'd kick your pop all over the place so count your dad lucky.

Godamm Hand-egg loving monkeys
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#223 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:43 PM

This thread has been disrailed at every opportunity.

Sorry, thought you were joking. Also, quit calling it hand-egg as that merely antagonizes what is supposed to be fun.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:45 PM

It was obtuse for me to use it as an argument :p

BTW...


Hand egg

Hand egg









































Hand egg
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#225 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:45 PM

Whatever.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:52 PM

How about... "American sport that is played mostly with the hands and has an oblate object used as the point of contention." So much better!
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:55 PM

Hockey is a tiring sport. And I'm usually just the goalie!
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:58 PM

funnily enough so did I...
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:31 AM

I think it's obvious. Rugby players don't wear the same amount of pads because they're not strong enough to hold themselves upright if they did!

The physical specimens that make up the ranks of NFL players are absolutely stunning. They come from the finest stock of a populace nation.

Great Britain rugby players? Tea drinking nancies for the most part. How tough can they be? Maybe they are tough in "relative" terms. :p :p :p :p :p
You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.
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#230 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:09 PM

View PostShinrei no Shintai, on Feb 18 2009, 04:31 AM, said:

The physical specimens that make up the ranks of NFL players are absolutely stunning.


It was only a matter of time till a NFL groupie came along and twiddled their pigtails while gushing about the brilliance of said armoured nancies :(
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#231 User is offline   alestar 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:25 PM

I vote for Canadian Football...our balls are bigger!
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:27 PM

View Postalestar, on Feb 18 2009, 05:25 PM, said:

I vote for Canadian Football...our balls are bigger!

Isn't that American football....in the snow?
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#233 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:28 PM

what does snow have to do with bigger balls?
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:30 PM

Nowt, its just always snowing in canada innit? :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:31 PM

Ah!!!! you're logic is irrefutable.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

View Postalestar, on Feb 18 2009, 05:25 PM, said:

I vote for Canadian Football...our balls are bigger!


Don't you mean eggs?!?
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#237 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:23 PM

Pah, nfl players couldnt take a feed of pints at half time.
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plus, because of the roids, they clearly have NO balls, so egg is all they're left with, hence their fondness for handling it.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:25 PM

Aren't rugby balls shaped like eggs too?

Google says they are.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:28 PM

irrelavent.
They start out round, but the pounding they take in the considerably more physically demanding game leaves them oblong within the first 2 seconds
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:31 PM

View PostMacros, on Feb 18 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

irrelavent.
They start out round, but the pounding they take in the considerably more physically demanding game leaves them oblong within the first 2 seconds


The game that is sooo physically demanding that its players drink booze at half-time? Huh...
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