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Anyone in UK wanna meet my sister? Do it for the laughs!

#1 Cold Iron

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:59 AM

So she's currently on holidays in sunny London. She'll be traveling around the UK a bit too and maybe Denmark.

Any takers? She's single

#2 Darkwatch

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:03 AM

This is cruel and unusual.

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#3 eekwibble

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:04 AM

Are you seriously trying to pimp your sister out to a bunch of English nerds?

Dude, that's the lowest of the low.

Have a word with yourself!

*where's she staying?*

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#4 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:12 AM

It's a tarp!

#5 Cold Iron

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:14 AM

No no, no tarp. You guys are all fine upstanding gentlemen and I'm not pimping, just like someone to take her out and buy her a pint, the damn AU$ don't buy many squidlies.

If any of your sisters were down under, I'd be happy to show them around.

This post has been edited by Cold Iron: 06 February 2009 - 05:30 AM

#6 Skywalker

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:33 AM

Cold Iron, on Feb 6 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

No no, no tarp. You guys are all fine upstanding gentlemen and I'm not pimping

Earth to CI... come in CI... khshshshsh... nope, we lost him.

Cold Iron, on Feb 6 2009, 01:14 AM, said:

If any of your sisters were down under, I'd be happy to show them around

So many "down under" jokes possible there... I'm surprised you had the guts to draft that sentence

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:20 AM

Time for Apt to get his gun...

Suck it Errant!

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#8 dktorode

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:30 AM

I just found out i am going to be an uncle....trust me CI, it makes ya feel oooooold.
These guys are so desperate, just touching her hand while handing over the pint might impregnate her.

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:46 AM

You tempt fate, CI.

Hehe, down under...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#10 Dr Trouble

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:02 AM

I'll meet her!

#11 Urb

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:35 AM

Is she hot?

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#12 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:59 AM

PIX PLZ!!1!

As an aussie, any bar she goes into will instinctively thinks she works there so she'll get free drinks wherever she goes.

#13 dktorode

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 11:56 AM

Thelomen Toblerone, on Feb 6 2009, 12:59 PM, said:

PIX PLZ!!1!

As an aussie, any bar she goes into will instinctively thinks she works there so she'll get free drinks wherever she goes.

CI sent this to me via Email

This post has been edited by dktorode: 06 February 2009 - 11:57 AM

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#14 Morgoth

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:14 PM

Is she crazy too?

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It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#15 Mushroom

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:41 PM

Its a trick its actually Cold Iron in Disguise!

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#16 frookenhauer

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:12 PM

with stubble...Actually if she's sans stubble I got no probs 'aving a pint with the lass at a quaint English pub.

But really?!? What you going to tell her? Hi sis, I want you to meet xxx at such and such, I knows him through the internet, sort of, not really. the answer in all likelihood will be...

WAT?!?

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#17 Geoffray

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:15 PM

Sorry for my english ;), I'm french :P

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#18 Aptorian

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:22 PM

#19 Macros

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:16 PM

CI, you faith in the scary mob is heart warming, but I can't help but think your sister might be adverse to such pimping

Were she to take a tour of shitty back water towns in Northern Ireland I would buy her a pint for the sheer oddity of the whole scenario, provided she could stop herself applying for a bar job once her foot was in the door.

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#20 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:20 PM

Ah, imperialism. If nothing else, it ensured that forever more we would have a never ending supply of bar staff with amusing accents on which to try out our Rolf Harris impersonations.