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Anyone in UK wanna meet my sister? Do it for the laughs!

#81 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 10:19 PM

Do you have any note worthy destinations in Plymouth?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 10:51 PM

It's the least shit city in Devon or Cornwall, and is the transfer hub for Cornwall and parts of Devon (Exeter is nearer and cheaper for North Devon, even if it's worse than here) but unless she wants to go sightseeing in the Southwest I wouldn't bother.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 10:59 PM

Actually, our mother's sister married a Cornish man (from a town called Lou Looe - he now lives here ofc) so she may well pass through. I'll enquire.

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:01 PM

Doesn't Cornwall reek of dead fish?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:03 PM

No, but you can smell pasties at all times of the day.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:03 PM

Only when Illy opens his legs.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:08 PM

Only when I open my l- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I'M ON THE DEVON SIDE YOU WHOREBAGS
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:53 PM

:) Wait does it smell like dead fish or cornish pasties when Illy opens his legs?
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:09 AM

It's too murky...this discussion has gone on for too long.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:53 PM

Update:

Ok looks like Frookie will have to wait because she's off to Copenhagen for a while. Apt! I summon thee!
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:56 PM

oh dear, there is a can of worms you jsut don't want to open man!

in all the hub bub and jokery I totally forgot my sister lives in London and is well used to meeting and being polite to strangers if your sister is scarred off by creepy internet nerdy types
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:15 PM

View PostMacros, on Feb 10 2009, 09:56 AM, said:

oh dear, there is a can of worms you jsut don't want to open man!

in all the hub bub and jokery I totally forgot my sister lives in London and is well used to meeting and being polite to strangers if your sister is scarred off by creepy internet nerdy types


Yes apt is crazy, but on the plus side, I'm pretty sure my sister could take him.

I'll ask her when she'll be back in london.
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:16 PM

Damnit! I'm slow...she left the country before I could even meet the girl :p

The more I think of it the more like a Tarp it really is :p
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:20 PM

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:21 PM

Now I'm just scared :p
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:26 PM

View PostAptorian, on Feb 9 2009, 06:20 PM, said:



Who doesn't you vapid witch?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:27 PM

Um... *gulp*
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