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Anyone in UK wanna meet my sister? Do it for the laughs!

#21 User is offline   Stalker 

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 05:39 PM

I love tarp, that is all.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:21 PM

In the same main vein as linetrap, we know have citrap.

FLEE!
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

I bet I could eat a hundred tarps...Wat?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:24 PM

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I once caught a TARP this big
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:51 AM

Oh really? Once I caught a TARP

















































THIS big!

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:48 AM

View PostTrouble, on Feb 6 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

I'll meet her!

You are not UKie

View PostUrb, on Feb 6 2009, 08:35 PM, said:

Is she hot?

Internet weirdo is interrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrested.

You are not serious

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on Feb 6 2009, 09:59 PM, said:

PIX PLZ!!1!


As an aussie, any bar she goes into will instinctively thinks she works there so she'll get free drinks wherever she goes.

You are a pervert

View PostFrookenhauer, on Feb 7 2009, 03:12 AM, said:

with stubble...Actually if she's sans stubble I got no probs 'aving a pint with the lass at a quaint English pub.

But really?!? What you going to tell her? Hi sis, I want you to meet xxx at such and such, I knows him through the internet, sort of, not really. the answer in all likelihood will be...

WAT?!?

And you I don't know so good.

Can anyone vouch for frook??
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 06:06 AM

View PostCold Iron, on Feb 7 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

View PostTrouble, on Feb 6 2009, 08:02 PM, said:

I'll meet her!

You are not UKie


Can anyone vouch for frook??



:harhar: Discrimination!
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 06:13 AM

On the plus side, apparently you're a shoe in for a bar job...
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 06:21 AM

I'll vouch for Frookie. I can almost guarantee that your sister is more perverted than poor Frookie's little sheltered mind.

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 06:24 AM

View PostTerez, on Feb 7 2009, 05:21 PM, said:

I'll vouch for Frookie. I can almost guarantee that your sister is more perverted than poor Frookie's little sheltered mind.

lol surprisingly that's actually good enough for me
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 07:52 AM

where in the uk is she going to be travelling too.

granted we're probably on a par with a small county in Australia, but the place is still fairly large you know.

so - Wales / Scotland / N.I. / Isle of Man in the mix at all, or just England?

North or South?

and so on.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 01:41 PM

Coco poses a surprisingly pointful question, the possibility of entertaining your sister with witty tales and alcohol only arises if she enters the very near vicinity of most members, Brits generally consider 10 miles a considerable distance to go for a drink.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:12 PM

I do not have a sheltered little mind, well at least its not sheltered anyway :harhar: .


BTW Terez! Cheers for the vouch :)

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 07 February 2009 - 03:14 PM

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 03:18 PM

View PostCold Iron, on Feb 7 2009, 12:48 AM, said:

And you I don't know so good.

Can anyone vouch for frook??


You implied anyone was a shoe in for meeting your sister. Now you imply there is some kind of selection criteria?! False advertising!!
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:04 PM

I think more a reconsidering of his position, fearing his sisters involvement in G rated nerdy sex.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:16 PM

If she is alive, she is safe with me.

I thought I would say it before someone else did. I am always meeting random people for drinks and stuff, and everyone has survived so far...
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:18 PM

Wat?
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 05:22 PM

Ah, but surely the temptation would arise that you could kill her tiste?

All (most) joking aside, if she lands in the wet green Isle and needs a guide for a day (weekends only) or someone to direct her to a reptuable (hard to find) pub I'll not leave the poor lady stranded
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:10 PM

If she comes down to Plymouth I'll buy her a drink. She won't be able to understand a word I say and vice versa, but the language of booze crosses all borders.
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