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Anyone in UK wanna meet my sister? Do it for the laughs!

#41 User is offline   Mushroom 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:12 PM

How much will she cost Cold Iron?
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:15 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on Feb 7 2009, 06:16 PM, said:

If she is alive, she is safe with me.

I thought I would say it before someone else did. I am always meeting random people for drinks and stuff, and everyone has survived so far...


aha! sneaky... :harhar:
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:26 PM

What I want to know is...Am I still in the shortlist? I was a bit dubious at first, but now my interest is piqued. I may even wear that pink shirt that Tehol has inflicted on me for the occasion :harhar:
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:34 PM

 Mushroom, on Feb 7 2009, 04:12 PM, said:

How much will she cost Cold Iron?



I will give you 10 camels for her! 15 if she does have a beard.
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:42 PM

Remember to check the teeth!
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Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:53 PM

I don't think he's charging...
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 12:23 AM

I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 12:27 AM

Clearly Rodeo made the point that he only wants 5 camels. Why else would that be in caps? Or is this your finder's fee?
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 12:33 AM

However many camels Rodeo does end up with, I call dibs on the milk. Every last drop of deliciously sweet camel milk we can express from their gift-giving teats. I cant say why, suffice it to say that there's a...project Im working on, and it will make me, Richard Nixon's great grand nephew, and Brood's older sister, a very happy group.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 02:19 AM

I think Thelomen just won the prize for who gets to take her out for a drink in sunny England.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:23 AM

 RodeoRanch, on Feb 8 2009, 10:23 AM, said:

I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?



I too recently watched the Mummy.

But I was more as thinking in Donkeys.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:40 AM

Well she's in London atm, I dunno where she's planning on getting to. From all the negative comments I'm thinking of just letting this fizzle out.

I've done a lot of traveling on my own and I know how much fun it can be just to have a pint with someone new, I suppose I shouldn't have put the "she's single" part in.

I'll PM those of you who have actually shown the upstanding gentlemanliness that I falsely thought you all possessed.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:52 AM

Whoa CI, Harsh. I'm sure all the fellows here would be nothing but courteous. Joke are jokes.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:05 AM

:harhar: This is my sister we're talking about!! I felt compelled.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:16 AM

Note to potential suitors, make sure CI doesn't have a shotgun before getting too frisky...
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:31 PM

On the other hand he IS in Australia...
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:25 PM

 Frookenhauer, on Feb 8 2009, 03:31 PM, said:

On the other hand he IS in Australia...


More importantly, SHE is Australian.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:28 PM

Nobody got my Indiana Jones joke? You all sadden me.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

I knew I knew it.
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Posted 08 February 2009 - 09:33 PM

 Cold Iron, on Feb 8 2009, 04:30 PM, said:

I knew I knew it.


Knew what?

That it was an Indy joke or that your sister is Australian?
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