[Abyss]

majomull, on 26 January 2012 - 04:22 PM, said:

I wish the maintenance guys fixing pipes outside of my office would be a little less messy.

Granted. In fact, they are so tidy and professional that they make those pipes shine and your office look like the disorganized junk ladden dusty discount cubicle brutalist architectural circa 1971 farce that it is and now you hate your life. More.


I wish i could have leftovers for lunch every day.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 26 January 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:

majomull, on 26 January 2012 - 04:22 PM, said:

I wish the maintenance guys fixing pipes outside of my office would be a little less messy.

Granted. In fact, they are so tidy and professional that they make those pipes shine and your office look like the disorganized junk ladden dusty discount cubicle brutalist architectural circa 1971 farce that it is and now you hate your life. More.


I wish i could have leftovers for lunch every day.

Granted. It's a great way of not wasting food, saves money and all.The only problem with leftovers arises if they are left over for too long, as it just so happened today for your lunch. A bunch of Clostridium botulinum decided to colonise your meat, and you ingest a hefty dose of botulinum toxin, that's right, that's what Botox is made of. It ain't pretty on the inside (often it's not pretty on the outside neither). However, you are in luck and get away with a medium food poisoning because it was a small-ish leftover.


I wish I had never stopped playing the piano.

[Abyss]

Granted. You never stopped. Those prosthetic fingers are very nice, btw. You can hardly tell. And the IV scars are hardly noticeable. And i hear catheters are all the rage in Europe.


I wish i had a piece of delicious cake here next to me, in no way dangerous and ready to be consumed.

[Tapper]

Granted. The cake is lovely, the roof collapsing on your head however, is not. Small consolation: your loved ones receive a really nice bouquet of flowers from the building company to put on your grave.

I wish I wasn't hungover at 9 PM like I am now.

[Abyss]

Tapper, on 26 January 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't hungover at 9 PM like I am now.

Granted. By virtue of the miracle of time zones you are hungover at 4, 5 and 6pm in other parts of the world. Waste of a wish if you asked me.

I wish everyone would just shut up and do as i say.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. But they do so very poorly. Think Idiocracy but with cats.

I wish that my gorram nose weren't so shiny red with sunburn, doggone it!

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Ain, on 27 January 2012 - 04:04 AM, said:

Granted. But they do so very poorly. Think Idiocracy but with cats.

I wish that my gorram nose weren't so shiny red with sunburn, doggone it!

Granted. I still hurts but looks now like a nose where make-up creme, concealer and powder and other such beautifying things match your complexion exceptionally well. To quote Abyss' "Waste of a wish if you asked me", because you might as well have used make-up and after sun lotion. Or suncream, perhaps, before you exposed your tender part to the glaring sun.

I wish I had already finished all the work for today and could leave for the weekend.

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 27 January 2012 - 10:07 AM

[majomull]

Granted your work is completed and you are able to leave for the weekend. You enjoy your weekend and nothing bad happens. Or does it....

[Ain't_It_Just_]

I wish that majormull had not C-C-C-COMBO BROKEN!

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Ain, on 27 January 2012 - 01:25 PM, said:

I wish that majormull had not C-C-C-COMBO BROKEN!

I wish that we can save this thread.

[rhulad]

Granted. Through your hard work and determination as well as a little (read all) of your blood, the thread is saved.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 3:45 am this morning and could have slept in until at least 7:00 am GMT -7

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. However, as payment exacted for your extended sleep, you now have a raging case of genital herpes.

I wish that I could cure writer's block.

[Gust Hubb]

Granted, now if only you could cure the writer's cramp that comes with fluid ideas.

I wish for world peace.


I

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Gust Hubb, on 30 January 2012 - 02:26 AM, said:

Granted, now if only you could cure the writer's cramp that comes with fluid ideas.

I wish for world peace.


I

Granted.
Soon now, you'll hear music from afar- chanting, harmonium, drums and tambourines. As the source of the sound approaches, you are able to make out the words... it goes as follows:
"Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna ...deep breath.... Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare" and so on and so forth.
If I am not mistaken, another guy just joined their ranks. Love and peace and free food for the whole world.

I wish for a pony.

This post has been edited by Miss Savage: 31 January 2012 - 01:47 PM

[QuickTidal]

Miss Savage, on 31 January 2012 - 01:22 PM, said:

I wish for a pony.

Granted. Sadly you didn't wish for a live pony. Enjoy your horse corpse.

I wish that RIDDICK 3 was out now!

[majomull]

Granted. Although due to scheduling conflicts the part of Riddick is being played by Simon Cowell.

I wish that the IT guy with body odor would hurry the hell up and finish installing my new systems

[Tapper]

majomull, on 31 January 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

Granted. Although due to scheduling conflicts the part of Riddick is being played by Simon Cowell.

I wish that the IT guy with body odor would hurry the hell up and finish installing my new systems

He has finished installing your systems, but sadly, the body odor has creeped into your seat, your desk, your pc and the walls. Enjoy your (work)place.

I wish I hadn't had an internet breakdown on work on Transfer Deadline Day (not that much has happened so far).

[Azathmaster]

Tapper, on 31 January 2012 - 05:06 PM, said:

majomull, on 31 January 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

Granted. Although due to scheduling conflicts the part of Riddick is being played by Simon Cowell.

I wish that the IT guy with body odor would hurry the hell up and finish installing my new systems

He has finished installing your systems, but sadly, the body odor has creeped into your seat, your desk, your pc and the walls. Enjoy your (work)place.

I wish I hadn't had an internet breakdown on work on Transfer Deadline Day (not that much has happened so far).

You go back in time and fix the internet before the imminent breakdown, but are arrested for trespassing and when they look at your records, they find you are a murderer, and you are placed on death row.

I wish OST came out sooner in america.

[rhulad]

Granted, OST came out and everyone was extremely shocked.

I wish work wasn't so boring today.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

rhulad, on 02 February 2012 - 05:46 PM, said:

Granted, OST came out and everyone was extremely shocked.

I wish work wasn't so boring today.

Granted. Work is so not boring today that, that, as you leave the building far later than at your usual time, you feel a kind of pain running down your left arm, a shortage of breath and stabbing pain in your chest.

Mild Toll The Hounds spoiler coming up here:

Spoiler

Curiously, one of your thoughts is that this must be much like what the city guard in TTH must have felt when he was on his way to Gaz' house before he collapsed in front of Gaz' and Thordy's house.

You, however, collapse on the sidewalk just outside work. You are in luck, though, because as you are going down an empty emergency ambulance happens to pass by, the driver notices you lying there, pulls over and you are immediately taken care off. It was a minor heart attack, you won't die of it and you get a couple of days off work too. Hope you won't be too bored while you are recovering.

I wish I could devise a method of distilling wasted and lost time every evening from the world, such as time wasted while waiting on the bus, for an elevator, in the lunch queue and then I would bottle it up in an old fashioned brown bottle with an old fashioned stopper, store it safely in my larder until such time as I could do with the extra hour, or two. Which is really every day.