[Grief]

The game is simple.

You corrupt the wish of the person before you, and then provide a wish of your own.

For example:

Person X: I wish for $1,000,000,000,000

Person Y: Congratulations, you recieve $1,000,000,000,000. Sadly it belongs to a mafia boss who sent it to you by accident. The money is soon reclaimed, and you are left with one less leg than you started with.

Person Y would then provide his own wish.

Cross-post rules. If there is a cross-post, whoevers post is first counts, and the seconds does not. If you are second, please edit out/delete your post.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly.

[beru]

god gives you the abilety to fly, but takes it away so you fall and crush your back geting noly to move your head...

i wish i knew evrything possible for a human

This post has been edited by beru: 31 January 2009 - 10:45 PM

[frookenhauer]

You do learn everything that is possible for a human to learn...it drives you insane.

I wish for world peace


(ring a bell Grief?)

[RodeoRanch]

Humanity is exterminated by passing-by aliens.


I wish for a beer.

[Grief]

Wish granted, a passing stranger gives you a beer.
Sadly, the passing person is a dick, and its non-alcoholic, causing you to choke.

I wish I had some pepsi.

[frookenhauer]

beat ya to it dude...and so did rodeo

[frookenhauer]

Instead of waiting for grief to catch up...

Rodeo you get your beer, but a passing witch sees you and doesn't like the way you slouch so she seals your mouth with a magical spell...Just like what happened to Neo.

In griefs place, cos he's slow...I wish I had more time to do stuff...

[Grief]

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 10:49 PM, said:

beat ya to it dude...and so did rodeo

Hehe, considering what just happened this is fairly ironic.

Beat you to it

[frookenhauer]

Very funny, I missed the irony!

[Grief]

I love the cross-posts .

Now, do you wish to corrupt my wish and i'll corrupt yours, considering i've already corrupted rodeo.

Poor rodeo. He's twice as corrupted as everyone else. Doesn't surprise me tbh.

[frookenhauer]

Fine I'll corrupt your wish, but seeing as I had a hand in it...I think its rodeos turn

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 31 January 2009 - 11:00 PM

[Grief]

Aye, whoever wants can corrupt yours.
Im gonna edit in some rules about cross-post. Namey that whoevers is first counts, keeps it simple.

[frookenhauer]

You get your Pepsi, but it turns out to be Pepsi Max

I wish I had a snake

[Grief]

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 11:05 PM, said:

I wish I had a snake

You walk into a shop, sign reading "Pet shop and sex change clinic".
When you tell a foreign sounding man in a dark room that you want a snake, he misunderstands.
The whole event ends badly, and you are terribly embarassed for a long long time.

I wish I was awesome at playing the piano.

[Lisheo]

Grief, on Jan 31 2009, 11:13 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 11:05 PM, said:

I wish I had a snake

You walk into a shop, sign reading "Pet shop and sex change clinic".
When you tell a foreign sounding man in a dark room that you want a snake, he misunderstands.
The whole event ends badly, and you are terribly embarassed for a long long time.

I wish I was awesome at playing the piano.

The Devil appears, and grants your hands the ability to play ANY song on the piano. Unfortunatly he takes your feet as payment.

I wish I had a bottle of wine.

[Grief]

You do have a bottle of wine. A very expensive bottle. So exspensive, they made the glass extra strong, unreakable even. And sadly you have no hands to open it with.

I wish silencer would start the modcraft mafia game.

[Dancer+]

Silencer agrees to do such a thing but only at a price, he puts the mafia game into action and then kills you because that was his wish.

I wish to be God.

[Grief]

Dancer, on Jan 31 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

Silencer agrees to do such a thing but only at a price, he puts the mafia game into action and then kills you because that was his wish.

I wish to be God.

Dancer, your wish is granted, and you are now god of treacle. Sadly this comes with very little power, and the other gods like to pick on new kids.

I wish I got a nice holiday somewhere warm

Edit: Lish, Dancer beat you to it, please delete post.

[Lisheo]

Grief, on Jan 31 2009, 11:38 PM, said:

Dancer, on Jan 31 2009, 11:28 PM, said:

Silencer agrees to do such a thing but only at a price, he puts the mafia game into action and then kills you because that was his wish.

I wish to be God.

Dancer, your wish is granted, and you are now god of treacle. Sadly this comes with very little power, and the other gods like to pick on new kids.

I wish I got a nice holiday somewhere warm

Edit: Lish, Dancer beat you to it, please delete post.

You are given a hundred year long vacation in the fiery bowels of Hell, with no way to decline. Alas, it comes with big red demons shoving pitchforks into you 24/7.

I wish my posts were NEVER crossposts.

[Grief]

Your posts never are crossposts anymore. Due to everyone not wishing to cross-post with you, no one ever posts. Everyone slowly drifts away, and because of you the forum dies.

I wish I had a gibson les paul.