[Bent]

Zanth13, on Apr 13 2009, 12:39 PM, said:

You can, but you can only play Koom-bai-yah and poorly around camp fires...

I wish I didnt decide to participate in the contest

You didn't participate in the contest and end up taking a tumbl with a hot red-headed chick from Mississippi. Unfortunately she was a psycho, and texts you incessantly. You get home and talk to your love in another state and recieve several texts, losing you the girl of your dreams forever.

I wish I had won the March Madness contest, instead of HD...

[Assail]

Bent, on Apr 13 2009, 09:51 AM, said:

Zanth13, on Apr 13 2009, 12:39 PM, said:

You can, but you can only play Koom-bai-yah and poorly around camp fires...

I wish I didnt decide to participate in the contest

You didn't participate in the contest and end up taking a tumbl with a hot red-headed chick from Mississippi. Unfortunately she was a psycho, and texts you incessantly. You get home and talk to your love in another state and recieve several texts, losing you the girl of your dreams forever.

I wish I had won the March Madness contest, instead of HD...

You won it, but in the process of winning it you also got fired from your job for your obsession with it.

I wish Spring break was longer.

[Stradivarius]

it is longer. it goes on forever, however this means you never get a job or get laid ever again!!!!!

wish the bull sales this month go really well

[frookenhauer]

your bull sales go fantastically and the prices are the best you've seen in years, but unfortunately a few moments before you get a signature on the dotted, someone shoves one a yer cows and it falls on the next cow and then the next and then the next and so on, its like someone set them up to fall like great mooing dominos...you stand there in shock and the great falling line is heading towards you and you dont quite get whats happening as the last great big cow falls atop you and squashes you like a tomato...squish! Poor luck old boy, better luck next - nevermind

I wish for a long hot summer!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

It's hawt...it's damn hawt! Everything you know and love melts.

I wish I didn't have such a busy day.

[frookenhauer]

your day is all peacefulness and quiet, but thats because no one is around anymore, they've gone...and a tree falls...

I wish for I had money, lots of it, lots and lots and lots and lots!

[Zanth13]

You do, and it is all Monopoly money

i wish they were not making me leave the library with its interwebz...

[Sixty]

They aren't, but they are limiting all internet to network-only and the catalog.

I wish my brute had a fucking bear.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

He does...but it's a Care-Bear!

I wish my wrist would stop aching like fuck.

[MTS]

It does stop aching like fuck, but unfortunately you stub your toe and fall down a flight a stairs, breaking both your legs.

Now they ache like fuck +1.

I wish there was a way I could have sex with my gf and not lose The Contest...

[Aptorian]

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Apr 20 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

It does stop aching like fuck, but unfortunately you stub your toe and fall down a flight a stairs, breaking both your legs.

Now they ache like fuck +1.

I wish there was a way I could have sex with my gf and not lose The Contest...

You can. You GF cuts off you penis and pleasures herself with it... you do not survive.

I wish it would rain frogs in the streets untill it became a carpet we could walk on 3 meters deep...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Hah, good one.

Granted...but the frogs are mutants!

I wish I had High Denul.

[MTS]

You do, but your inexperience causes you to draw too much power, and you burn yourself to a crisp.

I wish I had more moneyz.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted...but it is MONOPOLY MONEYZ

I wish my wrist was not fractured...

[Zanth13]

+rep to Apt...

are we going in circles on here now, I get a wierd since of deja vu...

any way your wrist is not fractured anymore, because you dont have a wrist...

I wish my wisdom teeth removal tomorrow to be painless...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

No Zanth, I'm just feeling melancholy...because you turned me into Rayman

Granted...but your next five root canals are not.

I wish I had a cookie.

[dktorode]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 21 2009, 12:23 PM, said:

No Zanth, I'm just feeling melancholy...because you turned me into Rayman

Granted...but your next five root canals are not.

I wish I had a cookie.

Morgoth gave you a cookie
And some man loving...


I wish for a pint of lager

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[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted...but it has a drowned shisno floating in it!

I wish my plaster cast was made of jelly...but still functioned.

[Gust Hubb]

POOF... your cast is now gelatinized... unfortunately the process also dissolved all the calcium from your limb's bones. bummer dude

I wish nature would rise up and eat this terrible litter-filled city called Chicago!!! Give me SEATTLE ANYDAY!


btw, for people's reference:

Grief, on 31 January 2009 - 10:42 PM, said:

The game is simple.

You corrupt the wish of the person before you, and then provide a wish of your own.

For example:

Person X: I wish for $1,000,000,000,000

Person Y: Congratulations, you recieve $1,000,000,000,000. Sadly it belongs to a mafia boss who sent it to you by accident. The money is soon reclaimed, and you are left with one less leg than you started with.

Person Y would then provide his own wish.

Cross-post rules. If there is a cross-post, whoevers post is first counts, and the seconds does not. If you are second, please edit out/delete your post.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly.

[Coco with marshmallows]

Gust Hubb, on 20 August 2011 - 10:23 PM, said:

I wish nature would rise up and eat this terrible litter-filled city called Chicago!!! Give me SEATTLE ANYDAY!

Nature does so, but after eating Chicago it proceeds to take a dump on Seattle.

I wish my headache were less