[Lisheo]

You are given your gibson les paul, unfortunatly you lose the ability to play guitar, the guitar is for some reason constantly tuned to Drop C tuning, and anyway, whenever you plug it into an amp, the amp explodes.

I wish Brood returned so we could blame him.

[frookenhauer]

He comes back...cries for a bit and then buggers off again.

I wish for a cat

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 01 February 2009 - 12:10 AM

[Darkwatch]

Frookenhauer, on Jan 31 2009, 07:10 PM, said:

I wish for a cat

You now have a cat.

It is dead and in several detached pieces (most likely from Ikea)

I wish for The Grim Reaper to ignore me.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 01 February 2009 - 12:14 AM

[frookenhauer]

er...read the rules darkwatch...whats your wish?!?

[frookenhauer]

ignore my last post...catch up type person...

[Sparkimus]

The Grim Reaper does in fact ignore you, but the bear didn't and now you'll remain in that coma for eternity.

I wish for an endless bottle of bourbon.

[Stalker]

Which you recieve, sadly you end up drinking on top of the Empire State Building and fall off. The bottle is then grabbed by a passing Stalker, who is happy and sad.

Edit:

I wish I could time travel.

This post has been edited by Stalker: 01 February 2009 - 02:04 AM

[Coco with marshmallows]

Darkwatch, on Feb 1 2009, 12:13 AM, said:

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I wish for The Grim Reaper to ignore me.

he does, and after 120 years you are so enfeebled you can't even raise your hand to tell the nurse you've soiled yourself.


Edit - time travel - you can, but only in one direction.


I wish for front row tickets to every sporting event i ever choose to go to.

This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 01 February 2009 - 02:06 AM

[Sparkimus]

You have an embarassing slip and fall in an adult toy store and can no longer walk. The same week, all stadiums decide that hadicap accessability is highly overrated and remove all ramps.



I wish I had a Klondike Bar.

This post has been edited by Sparkimus: 01 February 2009 - 02:08 AM

[Sir Thursday]

Sparkimus, on Feb 1 2009, 02:06 AM, said:

You have an embarassing slip and fall in an adult toy store and can no longer walk. The same week, all stadiums decide that hadicap accessability is highly overrated and remove all ramps.



I wish I had a Klondike Bar.

You end up stuck back in the time to when the Gold Rush was on in Alaska, as the owner of a tavern with alarmingly large debts to a group of people with some rather big pickaxes.


I wish I could phase through solid objects.

This post has been edited by Sir Thursday: 01 February 2009 - 02:12 AM

[Coco with marshmallows]

you can't make yourself solid again, and gradually fall to the core of the earth.

I wish I had the phone number of every playboy model of the last five years.

This post has been edited by Cocoreturns: 01 February 2009 - 02:14 AM

[Sir Thursday]

Cocoreturns, on Feb 1 2009, 02:13 AM, said:

I wish I had the phone number of every playboy model of the last five years.

The phone numbers are flashed in front of your eyes for a couple of milliseconds each, and you don't get a chance to write them down.


I wish I had a pen that never stops working.

[Coco with marshmallows]

Sir Thursday, on Feb 1 2009, 02:15 AM, said:

I wish I had a pen that never stops working.

your hands fall off.

i wish i had the results of tomorrow's horse races in advance.

[Stalker]

You do have them... in reverse order.

I wish I had all the xbox games EVER.

[frookenhauer]

You get them...But you fall into a deep sleep only to be awakened by a dashing prince -HAHA

I wish for lots of sweets

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 01 February 2009 - 02:27 AM

[MTS]

You get them, but break all of your teeth on the first one, so your mum takes them all away from you.

I wish I could understand women.

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 01 February 2009 - 02:30 AM

[frookenhauer]

look again mappo!

edit...fine that'll do

You do, but that because your penis falls off and you are given a Vagina

I wish I had omnipotence

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 01 February 2009 - 02:30 AM

[Sir Thursday]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 1 2009, 02:29 AM, said:

look again mappo!

edit...fine that'll do

You do, but that because your penis falls off and you are given a Vagina

I wish I had omnipotence

Everyone else gets omnipotence too, so you're no better off.

I wish I knew how to drive.

[Sparkimus]

You get taught by the greatest driver on the planet and the day they hand you a license the world runs out of oil.

I wish I never get another hangover.

[Sir Thursday]

Sparkimus, on Feb 1 2009, 03:06 AM, said:

I wish I never get another hangover.

You simultaneously develop a sudden, acute allergy to alcohol that means if you have another drink you will explode.

I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet.