[frookenhauer]

They do, but for some reason they now really despise you, especially your underpants who are despairing about track marks, so they get together an mutiny and chase you out of town. They finally catch you in lower Sundon and pour latex on your face and create a mask, and now pretend to be a new you that is mute. Your family, friends and lecturers are ecstatic with this new development and the new you has the time of his life...

To be continued

I wish for the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to bugger off and find another world to fuck over

[Sixty]

They do, but the fifth horseman arrives late and has a vendetta against you for kicking out all the others.

I wish I could go without sleep.

This post has been edited by Sixty: 08 February 2009 - 04:44 PM

[frookenhauer]

You do manage to finally do without sleep and you become the worlds first permanent insomniac. Funnily enough this drives you insane, but also manages to confer immense strength and a genius intellect. The police and government bodies are powerless against you, so they call in...Me. I said there was only one option. Nuke him from orbit, its the only way to be sure. So they bomb your hometown. Seeya.

I wish for there to be more to come

[Bauchelain the Evil]

Theere is: it's too much

I wish I didn't live in Italy

[Sixty]

You don't; instead, you live on the gaza strip.

I wish I wasn't fucked up.

[Impirion]

You aren't fucked up, in fact, your life seems perfect..... until you get run over by a car.

I wish I wasn't ill

[frookenhauer]

you are cured, but they had to amputate your leg to use the bone marrow for the cure...Hop along now, they said, our work is done!

I wish for an apple turnover

[Darkwatch]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 8 2009, 02:28 PM, said:

you are cured, but they had to amputate your leg to use the bone marrow for the cure...Hop along now, they said, our work is done!

I wish for an apple turnover

You get turned over, you are now an apple. You are eaten by a P.E.T.A. member whilst they picket a Steakhouse.


I wish for ontological empirism.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 08 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

[Ain't_It_Just_]

You get it but then you must sell your soul to keep it!

I wish for a glass of lemonade with half-a-dozen straws.

[frookenhauer]

you get it, but the person that gave you it didn't know what he was asked to get so you get a giraffe

i wish for the end of hate

[Sir Thursday]

You are given an 'e'.

I wish for some way to procrastinate less.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Frookenhauer, on Feb 9 2009, 10:27 AM, said:

you get it, but the person that gave you it didn't know what he was asked to get so you get a giraffe

i wish for the end of hate

....that doesn't make any sense.

You find a way...but you put it off until tommorow.

I wish the bushfires in Victoria would end.

[Stalker]

They do because you singlehanded end the fires and your life at the same time. "He died doing the right thing." - Anyone know where that is from?

I wish to outspam AIJ.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but it DOESN'T HAPPEN!

I wish Stalker would concede defeat.

[Stalker]

Ok, but then it gets reversed because I am fated to win. Or we tie, since Rodeo is closing threads on us lol.

I wish Rodeo would spoil my wish.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but he gets cold feet at the last second and I do it instead.

I wish I had a chocolate donut.

[Stalker]

Awesome! You get a dozen, of the dozen you get just the one you asked for. I get the other 12 (baker's dozen)

I wish that there weren't any tests ever.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. There are examinations instead.

I wish there was love in space (to quote a Joe Satriani album).

[Stalker]

Oh there is love in space... just until you run out of oxygen.


I wish I had all the sci-fi/fantasy books I could ever want.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but they are written in Arabic.

I wish Mushroom would disclose his secret in the HAWT thread.