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The corrupt a wish game.

#141 Sixty

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:42 PM

You do, but the only magic existing is the power to conjure evil chickens. To make matters worse, they can only follow you around.

I wish vitamin water had a better aftertaste.

#142 frookenhauer

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:57 PM

It does, but you will never know cos your tongue has decided that everything you eat tastes like shit

I wish that the good the bad and the ugly gets a remake, in fact bring back spagetti westerns...Hold the sauce!

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#143 Hinter

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:00 PM

They do remake The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but starring Adam Sandler, Jim Carey and Tom Cruise. It is, predictably, shit.

I wish I had a never ending pint of 6X

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#144 Bauchelain the Evil

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:02 PM

Yes but Hollywood chooses the worst director to make it and so whoever hasn't seen the original will hate spaghetti western

I wish they eliminated Spiderman 3

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#145 frookenhauer

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:08 PM

Hinter, on Feb 4 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

They do remake The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, but starring Adam Sandler, Jim Carey and Tom Cruise. It is, predictably, shit.

I like all these actors

And two and 1, but they remake all the spiderman movies exactly the same way...It has all happened before..

For the 4x...it never ends and you drown

I wish for fluffy white clouds

This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 04 February 2009 - 04:09 PM

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#146 Hinter

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:35 PM

You get them, then they are stolen by The Orb for their classic track "Little Fluffy Clouds"

I wish Clint Eastwood was my Dad

#147 frookenhauer

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:43 PM

He is and then proceeds to pump you full of lead, he's got a gun to your head and he asks...You feeling lucky, Punk?

I wish for sense

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#148 Hinter

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:02 PM

You get sense, unfortunately its nonsense.

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#149 frookenhauer

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:42 PM

YES WE CAN (Orville

) . Obama takes you up into the sky just like superman and Lois lane did and you have a fantastic night and see the world and Obama gets lucky too...

I wish for a white non Christmas

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#150 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 12:28 AM

your house is buried under a 23 foot snow drift, your power goes out and you slowly freeze to death.

I wish for an extra 10 days off work a year.

meh. Link was dead :(

#151 Sir Thursday

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:13 AM

Cocoreturns, on Feb 6 2009, 12:28 AM, said:

I wish for an extra 10 days off work a year.

You get 10 days off, and then some more, because you've been fired!

I wish my hands wouldn't get cold so easily.

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#152 Shinrei

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:15 AM

During those extra 10 days off your company realizes that they don't really need you since everything runs fine without you. You are laid off.

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#153 Shinrei

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:16 AM

Your hands get chopped off in a freak cheese grater accident.

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#154 Sir Thursday

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 01:25 AM

Shinrei no Shintai, on Feb 6 2009, 01:16 AM, said:

I wish for a nice collection of rare books.

The collection is nice, but the books are rare for a reason. These ones in particular have a habit of spontaneously combusting, and one does so in your face, disfiguring you and rendering you blind.

I wish I was better at Squash.

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#155 Darkwatch

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:59 AM

Sir Thursday, on Feb 5 2009, 08:25 PM, said:

I wish I was better at Squash.

Everyone on Earth is killed, you become the best squash player in the world.

I wish for limitless energy.

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 06 February 2009 - 03:59 AM

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#156 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:25 AM

You get it but then it eats the universe.

I wish for a pencil that draws concrete lines in the air.

Suck it Errant!

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#157 Shinrei

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:28 PM

It gets stolen, by an inventor who claims you stole it from him. You go to jail.

I wish for a well trained and very mannerly helper monkey.

This post has been edited by Shinrei no Shintai: 06 February 2009 - 03:28 PM

You’ve never heard of the Silanda? … It’s the ship that made the Warren of Telas run in less than 12 parsecs.

#158 Hinter

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:31 PM

You get your monkey but it eats all your bananas leaving you to starve

I wish this bloody snow would melt

#159 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:40 PM

I melts slowly at the same time as you break both your legs, leaving you to helplessly lie there as you slowly drown, unable to free yourself from the encroaching meltwater.

I wish I didnt have to go out later