The corrupt a wish game.

#1081 Abyss

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 02:53 PM

Tapper, on 26 April 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

I wish disturbing mental images could be erased instead of popping up whenever you can use them the least

Granted. The process involves a grapefruit spoon and hot wax, but you weren't using that section of your cerebellum for much anyways and the wounds will mostly heal eventually. Fine motor skills less so. And then there's the drool.

I wish this apple wasn't bruised.

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#1082 rhulad

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 02:57 PM

Granted, the apple is not bruised. It is slimy and rotten.

I wish I had an apple.

#1083 Baco Xtath

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 03:32 PM

Granted. But it is bruised.

I wish there was world peace.

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#1084 rhulad

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 03:50 PM

Granted. All the people are dead.

I wish this computer wasn't such a POS.

#1085 HiddenOne

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:11 PM

You get your wish as your computer, feeling insulted, transforms into its Decepticon form and plucks your limbs off

I wish that people weren't so stupid and self-involved

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#1086 Princess

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:26 PM

Granted. Your IQ is lowered to nine, and your self-involvedness increases so much that everyone else pales in comparison to you. Now everyone is smarter and seems less self-involved.

I wish the Guild Wars II login servers would work.

There's a skeleton living inside of you, he's just waiting for you to die to be free.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:38 PM

Granted, but only the Korean ones do, and you're forced to blindly stumble through every interface. And play with Koreans.

I wish that I didn't have to shower, that I could press a button and get a clean body.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#1088 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 01:37 AM

Granted. You are so damn clean, inside and out, that your resistance to infection and sickness plummets. You die like a Quarian without a suit.

I wish that I had a cat outfit for tonight.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1089 Baco Xtath

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 02:58 PM

Granted, but there happens to be a large convergence of the wildest meanest dogs ever and you're walking straight toward it.

I wish I had a million bucks.

#1090 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:53 PM

Baco Xtath, on 28 April 2012 - 02:58 PM, said:

I wish I had a million bucks.

#Granted.

sadly its mating season, and one million horny deer beat you to death, then f*** your corpse.

Giving you a case of flaming gonorrhea (since its not been mentioned for a while)

I wish i wasn't hungry.

meh. Link was dead :(

#1091 Soulcrusher

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 10:33 AM

Granted
http://senorgif.meme...sic-donut-hell/

I wish Zombies attacked

#1092 Azathmaster

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:19 PM

Granted, but you die before they do so you never know they attacked.

I wish I wasn't so tired

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#1093 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:00 PM

Granted. No, I'm not corrupting this wish. We all wish this sometimes.

I wish this goddamn law essay was easier to understand.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1094 Baco Xtath

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:28 PM

Granted, but while your walking and reading, you stub your toe and it fucking hurts. Also, Legalese becomes easy for everyone making the need for lawyers, and those attending law school, obsolete leaving your job choices to "would you like fries with that?" and "you've been selected for random full body inspection."

I wish I had more time to read.

#1095 Soulcrusher

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:46 AM

Granted, but you are only able to read the twilight books.

I wish God didn't hate me and give me hangovers

#1096 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:10 PM

Granted. Instead, Satan gives them to you.

I wish that I didn't have to reconstruct this fucking iTunes playlist.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1097 rhulad

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 04:36 PM

Granted, but you still have to use iTunes.

I wish they hadn't put so much god damned sugar in my coffee this morning.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 04:48 PM

rhulad, on 30 April 2012 - 04:36 PM, said:

Granted, but you still have to use iTunes.

I wish they hadn't put so much god damned sugar in my coffee this morning.

Granted. They put salt in your coffee instead.

And sugar on your toast.

I wish it wasn't Tuesday tomorrow.

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#1099 rhulad

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:56 PM

Granted. Tomorrow is now Monday, and you have lost a week of your life.

I wish I had a teleportation device that could teleport me to where ever I wanted to be without killing or maiming me in any way.