The corrupt a wish game.

#1101 Slow Ben

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:07 AM

Done, but oops, you've accidentally been dropped off in Kilauea, the most active volcano in the world. Enjoy your stay as cinder and ash!

I wish beer was a suitable meal replacement.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:13 AM

Granted. Because it already is.

I wish i had a bottle of whiskey.

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#1103 Tapper

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 07:25 AM

You have a bottle of whiskey. Inside a safe. Which is inside a concrete block. Which is inside a cargo container. Which is at the bottom of the sea. After much diving, working with explosives and lockpicks, you finally get the bottle out of the safe, out of the concrete, out of the container, and out of the sea.

Unfortunately, you woke Cthulu before you even get a chance to open the bottle, and madness descends. Not that it matters anyway, for you had no glass to pour it in.

I wish some people I have to deal with for work weren't apparently nocturnal. It is a pain in the ass to send something and only get a reply at 10 PM.

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#1104 Soulcrusher

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 10:33 AM

Granted, but now they're all day-walking vampires and unleash mayhem on humanity after doing their work.

I wish I had more cheap NZ vodka

#1105 rhulad

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:15 PM

Granted, but it is cheap NZ vodka.

I wish my teleporter was working.

#1106 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:27 AM

You do, but it takes you straight to pandora. The Borderlands one.

I wish that I had a secretary so dad wouldn't come to me every time he has a problem.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:51 AM

Ain, on 02 May 2012 - 01:27 AM, said:

I wish that I had a secretary so dad wouldn't come to me every time he has a problem.

Granted. And she's awesome. So much so that your dad goes to her for everything. Seriously everything. Pretty soon he marries her, ignores you and the rest of the family, cuts you all out of the will and even renames the dog after her. And it's all your fault.

I wish these quattro chocolate cookies didn't taste so good that i want to eat twelve of them.

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#1108 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:38 AM

They now taste like poop. But only to you, everyone else still enjoys them, and even offers you a bite, constantly.

I wish my mother would leave me the fuck alone.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#1109 Soulcrusher

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 04:14 PM

Granted, but now she's banging all your friends and co-workers, so you continually feel isolated and embarrassed to face the world, until you end up killing yourself.

I wish I had a ride-on panda

#1110 rhulad

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 05:02 PM

Granted, but the first time you try to ride the panda it rips off your face.
I wish I wasn't getting this "Deflated stream ends early" error in the code that I am working on.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:55 PM

Granted. Now you are getting a different message. "Your hard drive is about to be deleted" and there is no "x" to close the window, and the only button is "OK". Enjoy!

I wish I was at Mandarin having all you can eat Chinese buffet RIGHT NOW!

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#1112 rhulad

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 07:04 PM

You are, but the only thing left on the buffet is monkey brains.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:29 AM

rhulad, on 02 May 2012 - 07:04 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

Granted. The Living Dead feel no such thing. Now go wander around seeking brainz with the rest of your new best friends.

I wish less demands were being made on my time.

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#1114 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:23 AM

Granted. No demands are being made at all. Because you're dead.

I wish that I could just go back to bed.

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:22 AM

You can go back to bed.

Unfortunately, you're also afflicted with uncureable insomnia.

I wish people would understand how moronic they are complaining to me about their relationship minutes after they've gone all-out aggressive on their wife during a phone conversation.

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#1116 HiddenOne

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:10 PM

Granted, now they understand because you've stolen their wife away with a hearty "I told you so" and now he's free and you're encumbered with drama and grief

I wish I could enhance my brain

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HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#1117 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:45 PM

Granted. Unfortunately you've become INDOCTRINATED!

I wish that I could cry way, way more about reaching the final battle of ME3. And gloated more about Kai Leng's death.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.