[kokosdera]

Granted. Both of your feet can write calligraphy. people so amazed with your feet' skill, and to preserve your feet, people does not allowed you walking with your feet again. You must walk with your hands.

I wish there is World War III.

[rhulad]

There is. You die horribly from a toxic gas attack.

I wish I had more coffee available to me this morning.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted, but the coffee is sentient and hundreds of pitiful screams are heard as the poor things meet their end in the grinder.

I wish that I didn't know so many annoying teenage atheists.

[Abyss]

Ain, on 19 April 2012 - 01:46 AM, said:

I wish that I didn't know so many annoying teenage atheists.

Granted. They all spontaneously age ten years and now you know so many annoying young adult atheists who are now of legal drinking age and are therefore also drunk and even more annoying.

I wish i could break for lunch now.

[Azathmaster]

Abyss, on 19 April 2012 - 04:24 PM, said:

Ain, on 19 April 2012 - 01:46 AM, said:

I wish that I didn't know so many annoying teenage atheists.

Granted. They all spontaneously age ten years and now you know so many annoying young adult atheists who are now of legal drinking age and are therefore also drunk and even more annoying.

I wish i could break for lunch now.

Granted, you're fired. Now you can break for lunch whenever you want.

I wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted

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[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. Instead, they are instead marginalised to the point of incomprehensibility.

I wish that chemical spill hadn't occurred on Burwood Highway.

[Azathmaster]

Ain, on 23 April 2012 - 10:36 PM, said:

Granted. Instead, they are instead marginalised to the point of incomprehensibility.

I wish that chemical spill hadn't occurred on Burwood Highway.

Granted, now that nuclear reactor meltdown occured on Burnwood Highway. Hope you like radiation!

I wish the forum hadn't gone down.

[Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast]

Granted. YOU 'went down' and, therefore, you couldn't and still can't access the forum.

I wish it was warmer today.

[rhulad]

Granted. It is so warm in fact, that you burst into flame the moment you step outside.

I wish I wasn't so sore today.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

rhulad, on 24 April 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

I wish I wasn't so sore today.

Granted. You are not sore at all. In fact, you don't feel nothing. Most likely because you are dead.

I wish I had another one of those 300g lamb's leg steak just like the one I have just eaten, because there's still space for more where that went.

[Abyss]

Miss Savage, on 25 April 2012 - 08:32 PM, said:

I wish I had another one of those 300g lamb's leg steak just like the one I have just eaten, because there's still space for more where that went.

Granted. But the teleport goes awry and now your molecules are irrevocably merged with the lamb leg steak jutting out of your small intestine.


I wish i could focus on one task at a time.

[Lady Bliss]

Abyss, on 25 April 2012 - 08:34 PM, said:

I wish i could focus on one task at a time.

I'm having the same problem, and the only way I know of to fix this is to bring the forum back down. NOT GONNA DO IT.

[Mrs Savagely Wishy Washy]

Abyss, on 25 April 2012 - 08:34 PM, said:

I wish i could focus on one task at a time.

Granted. You can now focus on exactly one thing at a time. Suddenly, drinking a cup of coffee turns into a complex activity. Not to mention other, even more complex activities of everyday life.

I wish my hair was going white not because I'm getting old but because I am turning into a Tiste Andii.

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[Azathmaster]

Miss Savage, on 25 April 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

Abyss, on 25 April 2012 - 08:34 PM, said:

I wish i could focus on one task at a time.

Granted. You can now focus on exactly one thing at a time. Suddenly, drinking a cup of coffee turns into a complex activity. Not to mention other, even more complex activities of everyday life.

I wish my hair was going white not because I'm getting old but because I am turning into a Tiste Andii.

Granted, you become a Tiste Andii, and like most of your kin, you are depressed, unable to find meaning in life. Your life is worse than you had thought possible.

I wish I wasn't so hungry

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[Abyss]

Granted. Now you're so nauseas.

I wish it wasn't so hard to remember how to spell 'nauseas'.

[rhulad]

Granted, now you can always remember how to spell 'nauseas', however you will never again have cause to use it while communicating via text.

I wish the weather was nicer.

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[Abyss]

Granted. Because the weather IS nicer. It's ALWAYS nicer.
Just not where you are.
Waste of a frikkin wish if you asked me.


I wish it was legal to excise someone from the gene pool based on the fact that they should not be allowed to reproduce due to excessive stupidity.

[Tapper]

Abyss, on 26 April 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

Granted. Because the weather IS nicer. It's ALWAYS nicer.
Just not where you are.
Waste of a frikkin wish if you asked me.


I wish it was legal to excise someone from the gene pool based on the fact that they should not be allowed to reproduce due to excessive stupidity.

it is now legal, and you instantly use the option. However, on the form you make a spelling mistake in 'the' and the committee decides the world's better off without you.

I wish people would reply to emails a bit sooner when you're on a deadline.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Granted. But their responses are all vague and non-committal, necessitating another day of email exchange.

I wish I could find a list of duologues where one person has most of the dialogue.

[Tapper]

Ain, on 26 April 2012 - 02:03 PM, said:

Granted. But their responses are all vague and non-committal, necessitating another day of email exchange.

I wish I could find a list of duologues where one person has most of the dialogue.

You find one. Sadly, it is entirely inappopriate to the occassion.

I wish disturbing mental images could be erased instead of popping up whenever you can use them the least