The corrupt a wish game.

#1021 rhulad

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:44 PM

Granted, but it is in Japan.

I wish someone would give me a bag full of money.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:47 PM

rhulad, on 04 April 2012 - 07:44 PM, said:

Granted, but it is in Japan.

I wish someone would give me a bag full of money.

Granted. You now have a bag with Ten million Zimbabwean dollars!

I wish my Japanese food would be here in front of me, be hot, tasty, no grime or bugs or syphilis and I could enjoy it without being disappointed.

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#1023 rhulad

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:54 PM

Granted, your Japanese food is in front of you, you eat it and it is delicious. Unfortunately you are allergic to one of the ingredients and come down with a bad case of death.

I wish I hadn't committed to this outing after work today.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

rhulad, on 04 April 2012 - 07:54 PM, said:

Granted! You didn't commit to the outing after work because you have other plans... you will be spending your time volunteering to give sponge baths at the old folks home. Enjoy, and don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine!

I wish it wasn't already hot in Texas.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 12:26 AM

Granted. It's cold in Texas. Siberia cold. So cold Texas feels like it may never be warm ever again. And Texas hates you for this. In fact, Texas is gonna kick you in the crotch the first chance Texas gets.

I wish i could leave now for a free week at a glorious all inclusive five star beach resort vacation.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:51 AM

Granted. But unfortunately you are sharing your awesome, super-dooper room with...mariachi singers. Who don't sleep.

I wish that I could be immune to jet lag.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 02:13 PM

Granted. By the way, you don't have any need to travel to other time zones; and you don't have any money travelling. In other words, your immunity is useless.

I wish my whole high school classmates could become Jedi knights.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:03 PM

Granted. But you're a Dark Jedi/Sith and now they're all after you.

I wish I was a better cook.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 02:11 AM

Granted, you took cooking classes and got better. You're still terrible though.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:44 AM

Azathmaster, on 07 April 2012 - 02:11 AM, said:

Granted, you took cooking classes and got better. You're still terrible though.

you have failed Azathmaster, and therefore must eat every bite of every terrible dish that Baco makes

I wish I had time to pursue artistic things

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:58 AM

Granted. But it is time that you might have spent hitting flaming golf balls with Chuck Norris' impossibly hot daughter. Tough break.

I wish that pizza was cheap, readily available and had no defects/gross stuff/anything that would bespoil the good name of pizza.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 05:56 AM

Granted! we have the perfect pizza! Then I am the only one who owned the license of pizza making for the universe. All the people could only buy the pizza from me! Muahahaha!

I wish I could become a cat lover.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:07 PM

kokosdera, on 08 April 2012 - 05:56 AM, said:

Granted, you become a cat lover, but your love ruins your relationships with all of your human friends like this: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

I wish I had monday off.

"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:54 AM

Azathmaster, on 08 April 2012 - 09:07 PM, said:

Granted, you become a cat lover, but your love ruins your relationships with all of your human friends like this: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

I wish I had monday off.

Granted. The weather is amazing, you spend a fantastic day outdoors with some of your favourite sports, something like kitesurfing in the morning and rock climbing in the afternoon with your girlfriend and mates and it's an allround splendid day until the moment where you lose your grip, fall down about 3m and dislocate the right hip, break the left foot and possibly also the right wrist. No bad breaks, everything will heal well and no long-term side effects. But enough to spoil your good mood.

I wish I could remember my wish.

but are they worth preserving?
'that judgement does not belong to you.'

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:47 PM

You do remember. But you instantly forget it again.

I wish that the bullshit would stop.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1036 kokosdera

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 04:26 PM

Granted, the bull stopped shitting. It has been farting for five hours... at the front of your nose... where you sit unmoving because you broke your legs.

I wish I can grow catfishes and make profit from selling them.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:57 PM

Granted, your disgusting mutant half-cat half-fish sell very well around the world. Almost immediately some get into natural bodies of water and begin decimating other life due to their voracious appetites. When they're not devouring real fish they play with them until they die just for kicks. Fisheries around the world go dry and millions starve. You never eat tuna again. As a side note: the half-dog half-fish that you create in a desperate attempt to right your wrongs was a really dumb idea. Seriously, what are they going to do? Swim the Cat-fish up a tree?

I wish that I could create simulacra or illusions of myself which I could assign to work, clean, and do other things that I would rather not. I guess I would still have to go to school myself but having a bunch of these working a bunch of jobs would really help me financially

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:18 PM

Your wish is granted

But due to a small mistake during the casting. The illusions run wild and destroy half the town. The people blame you for this mess, and cast you out. So you have to live alone except for the company of your illusions.

I wish that i have a good night rest

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:26 PM

valyard, on 11 April 2012 - 07:18 PM, said:

Granted. You sleep like a baby and wake feeling totally rested and refreshed. You did however, sleep through the announcement that you'd won the lottery and they gave the winnings to another guy. That other guy turned out to be Biff Tannen, who used it to create a corrupt casino where the town hall used to be and a crime syndicate that murdered your family, expect your mother whom he bedded repeatedly and he completely destroyed the town on his way to conquering the world. Thanks for ruining the future dude.

I wish I had hardcover first editions of all Neil Gaiman's books and not just a few of them.

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