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The Blame. Round Two. Shut up shut up shut up!

Poll: Blame who? (50 member(s) have cast votes)

Who do you blame?

  1. Brood. The classics never die! (32 votes [64.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 64.00%

  2. Sparkimus (3 votes [6.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.00%

  3. Blend (1 votes [2.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.00%

  4. Frookenhauer (7 votes [14.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.00%

  5. Bent (2 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  6. Mentalist (1 votes [2.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.00%

  7. HoosierDaddy (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. None of the above. (4 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

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#21 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:16 PM

I blame Brood.

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:27 PM

View PostMorgoth, on Jan 25 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 26 2009, 12:07 AM, said:

Now that I think about it, I transferred all my blaming to Brood from Pallor after he pretty much vanished, instead of splitting between the two. Also I think Pallor took all the relatively minor death threats a bit too seriously.


Yeah. It's not like we would really have hunted him down like a pack of rabid dogs. It was all just... make believe



He did have advance copies of the books.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 11:34 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on Jan 26 2009, 12:27 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on Jan 25 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 26 2009, 12:07 AM, said:

Now that I think about it, I transferred all my blaming to Brood from Pallor after he pretty much vanished, instead of splitting between the two. Also I think Pallor took all the relatively minor death threats a bit too seriously.


Yeah. It's not like we would really have hunted him down like a pack of rabid dogs. It was all just... make believe



He did have advance copies of the books.


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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:30 AM

Still Brood. Now that he can't answer back, it is even better ;) And I'm not ready to let go!
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 01:09 AM

Cheers for bringing me up to speed mentalist. Would I be right in assuming that the majoriity of people who voted for Caladan are older members? If true does that not also lead to the concusion that there is a serious resistance to change taking place? And if so, is it a good thing? Sounds bad to me, but I'm fresh out the packaging. Just my thoughts on a subject I'd never thought I'd have an opinion on ;)
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:47 AM

Fuck Brood, let's go back to blaming Pallor/Kallor!

(Pallor and Kallor were the same person, right? With the secret connections to SE and advance book reading, not to mention a negative rep and he posted about twice a year before finally vanishing?)

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:55 AM

How could I blame Frook? We must always pity animals. ;)

I think I'll blame Apt...he stole my potato salad.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 04:20 AM

View Postchopper, on Jan 25 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

Would I be right in assuming that the majoriity of people who voted for Caladan are older members? If true does that not also lead to the concusion that there is a serious resistance to change taking place? And if so, is it a good thing?


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Posted 26 January 2009 - 07:52 AM

View PostD'rek, on Jan 26 2009, 03:47 AM, said:

Fuck Brood, let's go back to blaming Pallor/Kallor!

(Pallor and Kallor were the same person, right? With the secret connections to SE and advance book reading, not to mention a negative rep and he posted about twice a year before finally vanishing?)


The negative -666 rep was artificial. Everyone envied that bastard... I miss Kallors teasing.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 09:13 AM

Kallors' original name was Patch, so I decided to amalgamate the 2, and lo and behold it caught on.

Haven't seen him for ages, I hope he's OK.

I blame Brood for me feeling like crap. ;)

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 09:49 AM

I blame Brood for no particular reason...
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 12:55 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jan 26 2009, 02:52 AM, said:

View PostD'rek, on Jan 26 2009, 03:47 AM, said:

Fuck Brood, let's go back to blaming Pallor/Kallor!

(Pallor and Kallor were the same person, right? With the secret connections to SE and advance book reading, not to mention a negative rep and he posted about twice a year before finally vanishing?)


The negative -666 rep was artificial. Everyone envied that bastard... I miss Kallors teasing.


Yes it was, though I think he changed it to -1000 at some point, too. Anyhoo, I think we should start blaming him again and it'll invoke his return à la Bloody Mary...

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 01:17 PM

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:54 PM

I blame brood for us needing to find someone to blame.
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 03:41 AM

Can anbody find me somebody to blame?
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 03:50 AM

I am torn, I think blaming brood has a lovely ring to it, however it is much more fun to blame someone present and who can answer for their blame-causing actions. Maybe we shoudl make whoever we want to blame change there name to their name followed by Brood the Second or something? Then we can blame brood and it can refer to someone new ;)
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 08:03 AM

I can see it now...

" My friends, some people are born to greatness, others have it thrust upon them. And some are destined to be ostracised by hordes of Malazites. My friends, I give you the man/woman that was born with his/her job! I give you...!

[insert luckless stooge's name here]

It's idiotproof.
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 03:03 PM

View PostAptorian, on Jan 25 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

What happened to Tremolo and Abyss whom I so graciously nominated?


Because, Apt, everybody loves me. Your envious envy cannot change that.

View PostSeguleh 1st, on Jan 25 2009, 05:08 PM, said:

hey! why is apt not on that list?


Because Apt is not blame-worthy. That would be like blaming your waiter because the chef hid a cockroad in your lasagna... i have no idea how that analogy applies but there you go.

View PostDarkwatch, on Jan 25 2009, 05:23 PM, said:

Why blame the Cylons?

Blame Weylan-Yutani.


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View PostGem Windcaster, on Jan 25 2009, 05:59 PM, said:

Once Brood, always Brood.


I agree. Plus now we can blame Zombie Brood!!!!!


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View PostDarkwatch, on Jan 26 2009, 12:27 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on Jan 25 2009, 06:13 PM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on Jan 26 2009, 12:07 AM, said:

Now that I think about it, I transferred all my blaming to Brood from Pallor after he pretty much vanished, instead of splitting between the two. Also I think Pallor took all the relatively minor death threats a bit too seriously.


Yeah. It's not like we would really have hunted him down like a pack of rabid dogs. It was all just... make believe


He did have advance copies of the books.


that is true


I miss Pallor. He was fun to stalk threaten chase ambush blame.

View PostSombra, on Jan 26 2009, 04:13 AM, said:

Kallors' original name was Patch, so I decided to amalgamate the 2, and lo and behold it caught on.
...


Sombra, you are a lying liar. 'Patch/Kallor = Pallor' was my invention. and you KNOW it.


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Posted 27 January 2009 - 06:49 PM

It's all over. Brood wins in a knockout. If you don't like the results...blame Brood.
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 12:13 AM

It is futile to resist, isn't it?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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