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so...no change. you could blame me, why a scapegoat is needed, i'm not at all sure about, but i reckon i'm tuff enough. i might even stick around.
The Blame. Round Two. Shut up shut up shut up!
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Posted 28 January 2009 - 07:33 AM
We wouldn't blame a rookie...wait until you've heard one of Rodeo's legends (as opposed to Greek legends).
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:27 AM
Abyss, on Jan 28 2009, 01:03 AM, said:
Sombra, on Jan 26 2009, 04:13 AM, said:
Kallors' original name was Patch, so I decided to amalgamate the 2, and lo and behold it caught on.
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Sombra, you are a lying liar. 'Patch/Kallor = Pallor' was my invention. and you KNOW it.
- Abyss, will have his lawyers get in touch.
Hmmm, I recall it somewhat differently. You DO realise that lawyers rate a special mention in our rules of engagement here, don't you? *checks*
Yep, it's the only time we're allowed to open fire without there being a direct deadly threat. 'Cos lawyers constitute the same thing, luckily for me.
But hey, don't choke on a hairball there 'Bysskitty, since you WIN and all ...
This reminds me of that X-Files episode that's divided into Scullys' POV then Mulders'. Which makes one of us a paranoid conspiracy theorist and the other a hawt science chick. Which one are you?
EDIT: I note you have reddish hair.
Cheers,
La Sombra, mmmmm ... biscuitty ...
This post has been edited by Sombra: 29 January 2009 - 09:29 AM
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 04:59 PM
You do realize what Abyss' will do to the lawyers if they don't make a convincing case, don't you?
- Gem, has fingers itching for chaos steel... *grin*
- Gem, has fingers itching for chaos steel... *grin*
_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 06:59 PM
It is, always has been and always will be Brood's fault. 'Tis as undeniable as the sun rising...mind I live in Wales so the sun doesn't rise a great deal...Illy's back 
...I'll blame him 
...I'm off now...I might be back, I might not, but I probably will...in any event it will be Brood's fault, or Illy's...I don't know...so many decisions
...I'll blame him ...I'm off now...I might be back, I might not, but I probably will...in any event it will be Brood's fault, or Illy's...I don't know...so many decisions
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:03 PM
I can't be MY fault, I have hair!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:10 PM
What has having hair got to do with my not being around for a while? And I'm a mother...so if I say it's your fault then it clearly is
And I'm a mother...so if I say it's your fault then it clearly is
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:24 PM
No, no, Brood has no hair, while I do. It's Brood's fault, and not mine. These facts are obviously related.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 07:31 PM
It's Brood's fault that you have hair, but he doesn't? What...did he cut it all off and give it to you or something?....How strange...Well, clearly in that case I was right and it is indeed Brood's fault..........why would you want someone else's hair?
What...did he cut it all off and give it to you or something?....How strange...Well, clearly in that case I was right and it is indeed Brood's fault..........why would you want someone else's hair?
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 08:03 PM
This conversation makes no sense.
I blame Brood.
I blame Brood.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 January 2009 - 09:36 PM
I'm just glad Frook got more votes than me.
But I blame Brood that I didn't win.
But I blame Brood that I didn't win.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:41 AM
Why do people hate Frook? He never did nothing, sir, honest!
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 06:40 PM
I'm in second place?!?
Wat?
Seeing as I was second, I voted for myself. Come on all you noobs pick me so we can move on, we outnumber the old guard quite admirably and a fresh face/ helmet to blame is whats needed here. Let them wallow in the past if they want, but let us look forward
Once I win we can all blame sparky, cos I said so!
Wat?
Seeing as I was second, I voted for myself. Come on all you noobs pick me so we can move on, we outnumber the old guard quite admirably and a fresh face/ helmet to blame is whats needed here. Let them wallow in the past if they want, but let us look forward
Once I win we can all blame sparky, cos I said so!
souls are for wimps
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Posted 30 January 2009 - 07:29 PM
fine, guess I'll finally vote
I blame brood for the power outage i've just had.
I blame brood for the power outage i've just had.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 07:41 AM
I blame Brood for the bead of sweat trailing down my forehead.
Suck it Errant!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 03:27 PM
Brood makes you sweat?!?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 03:29 PM
Yup, and I promptly blamed him 
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 03:42 PM
I haven't seen him around for a bit though.
The sudden influx of blame probably scared him.
The sudden influx of blame probably scared him.
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 01 February 2009 - 05:03 PM
Ooops! Didn't even know what hit him
souls are for wimps
