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Riddle me this riddle me that...

#881 User is offline   Impirion 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:21 PM

I have it the right way round... man is not the answer I am looking for.
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#882 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:22 PM

Benjamin Button
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:31 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 18 2009, 04:22 PM, said:

Benjamin Button


Haha, nice. :o
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:38 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on Mar 18 2009, 04:22 PM, said:

Benjamin Button

Your comedy fu is strong today, Slow one :o
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#885 User is offline   Impirion 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:18 PM

That was actually the answer I was looking for :o
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#886 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:31 PM

You are in a cold house in the middle of winter with only one match and its pitch black. The only things in the house are a candle and a wood burning stove stacked with wood and covered in oil that will burn. Which do you light first and why?
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:31 PM

The candle so you can see where the stove is?
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#888 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:34 PM

The match! for obvious reasons

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#889 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 06:35 PM

Absolutely Cause!

This post has been edited by Slow Ben: 18 March 2009 - 06:38 PM

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:44 PM

come on cause...riddle us quick!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 08:56 PM

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:02 PM

a fart? air?
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#893 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:03 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Mar 18 2009, 09:02 PM, said:

a fart? air?


no to both sorry frook!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#894 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:09 PM

Is one of them love or something cheesy like that?

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#895 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:14 PM

really slow do you honestly think id set a riddle like that?
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#896 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:18 PM

LoL. Sorry.


Balloons?
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:24 PM

na! and thats only one thing!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#898 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:46 PM

Candle and a match. Filled the room with light
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#899 User is offline   Stradivarius 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

View PostCause, on Mar 18 2009, 09:46 PM, said:

Candle and a match. Filled the room with light


we have a winner!!!!!
Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!
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#900 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 11:36 PM

cause just uses us for our riddlin' power and then leaves...

Someone riddle us quick!
souls are for wimps
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