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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:46 PM
hmm
Whats grey, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you
Whats grey, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:46 PM
A tiste edur?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:47 PM
quite a lot of things. Grey paint isnt that hard to find
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:48 PM
If I can spend the time to rant why can't I....
Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher wants to go home, his boss tells him: "I'll go for a business trip to Norway. Tomorrow I will depart from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president. "This night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," is the response. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?
Mr. Fisher is a night watchman in a large company. On a certain morning when Mr. Fisher wants to go home, his boss tells him: "I'll go for a business trip to Norway. Tomorrow I will depart from Heathrow airport." Mr. Fisher however advises him to take a boat. "Why should I?" asked the president. "This night I dreamed that the plane to Norway crashes, just before it will land," is the response. The president smiles first, but since he is pretty superstitious he decides to take the boat. When he arrives in Norway, he is told that the plane which he should have taken had crashed. When the president returns from the trip, he gives a big reward to Mr. Fisher and immediately fires him. Why?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:49 PM
Frook:
Fisher was sleeping on the job.
Fisher was sleeping on the job.
This post has been edited by Obdigore: 12 February 2009 - 09:50 PM
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:49 PM
an elephant!
ahahahahaha
seroiusly, post a riddle
ahahahahaha
seroiusly, post a riddle
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:50 PM
@ frooky - he was fucking his wife!
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:50 PM
cooee...riddle above
souls are for wimps
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:50 PM
good one macros, but not the answer
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:53 PM
A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 09:53 PM
hmmm,
oh, someone already said it.
Hes the NIGHT watch man
last night he dreamed, clearly snoozey poozey pon the job
@ obdi
hes a tiste edur and someones Rused him
oh, someone already said it.
Hes the NIGHT watch man
last night he dreamed, clearly snoozey poozey pon the job
@ obdi
hes a tiste edur and someones Rused him
This post has been edited by Macros: 12 February 2009 - 09:53 PM
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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 10:00 PM
did the forest drown too?
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 10:05 PM
hmm, he got hosed by the fire brigade?
His lungs melted and drowned him
the forest burned years ago, sea levels rose and he drowned there, or vice versa
His lungs melted and drowned him
the forest burned years ago, sea levels rose and he drowned there, or vice versa
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 11:29 AM
That actually happened once.
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Posted 13 February 2009 - 03:22 PM
Cause is correct.
AIJ - if you can link a news story of it happening fine, otherwise its an urban myth.
AIJ - if you can link a news story of it happening fine, otherwise its an urban myth.
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