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Riddle me this riddle me that...
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:34 PM
I'm horrible at these damn riddles, I keep thinking I've got the answer and then I'm nowhere close! The aids/std thing is wrong on so many levels, but it's funny! Anywyas, is the answer couterfit bills?
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 07:47 PM
teholbeddict, on Feb 5 2009, 07:34 PM, said:
I'm horrible at these damn riddles, I keep thinking I've got the answer and then I'm nowhere close! The aids/std thing is wrong on so many levels, but it's funny! Anywyas, is the answer couterfit bills?
The statement "I'm horrible at these damn riddles" would appear to be factually inaccurate, as you are in fact correct!
Your turn to ask the question.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:19 PM
Wat?! I actually got it right? Well I'm not much better at coming up with riddles, than I am at answering them, so whoever wants to is welcome to come up with the next one!
Well I'm not much better at coming up with riddles, than I am at answering them, so whoever wants to is welcome to come up with the next one!
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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-Bubbalicious -
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-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:38 PM
that's what we all do...we're not riddle depositories! The riddle juggernaut has, thus far, been Cause and he's a right git, all his riddles are for brainy lateral minded people, grrr. Don't take too long or Mcflury will nab it.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:49 PM
Cause, on Feb 5 2009, 09:45 PM, said:
Billy and jean are dead. Their bodies were found on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass. What happened to them? Why did they die?
They were in a fish tank swimming happily and then an earthquake shook the room and the fish tank hit the floor smashed and the fish went flying and eventually died through lack of oxygen or some such, but if you look closely Billy actually died cos he was harpooned by a rogue glass shard
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:51 PM
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:32 AM
A basketball net?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:54 AM
Cause, on Feb 5 2009, 05:38 PM, said:
Dktorode is right, though Im not excactly happy how he did it. The trick is that you can draw through the houses.
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 07:59 AM
Frookenhauer, on Feb 5 2009, 11:51 PM, said:
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
Goatse?
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 08:02 AM
Frookenhauer, on Feb 5 2009, 11:51 PM, said:
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
A colander or sieve ?
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 09:53 AM
Frookenhauer, on Feb 5 2009, 10:51 PM, said:
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?
Your mother?
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:18 AM
Nice one Tehol, well found (though the complete STD thing works too...)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 10:30 AM
Mcflury, on Feb 6 2009, 12:18 PM, said:
Nice one Tehol, well found (though the complete STD thing works too...)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
Frook is correct.
Billy and Jean are fish and the tank broke, he chose to say this in a more...colourful way.
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 11:19 AM
dktorode, on Feb 6 2009, 11:30 AM, said:
Mcflury, on Feb 6 2009, 12:18 PM, said:
Nice one Tehol, well found (though the complete STD thing works too...)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
Was Frook's answer to Cause's riddle correct? I was more thinking there used to be a jellyfish or electric eel or whatever in a fish tank, that broke (for some magical reason, earthquake perhaps) and the water dropped over them, with the fish in it, killing them both. Of course, if that'd be true, there'd be a body of a dead fish too...
And my guess for Frooky's riddle is also a sieve. That, or something silly like 'a hole' (which could technically be filled up by the ocean, but whatever)
Frook is correct.
Billy and Jean are fish and the tank broke, he chose to say this in a more...colourful way.
Ah, okay, lol, I completely missed the fact they are the fishes themselves
Heheh, me stupid
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 03:59 PM
Seive, colander and even a basketball net works so its AIJ next, but if he takes too long...
BTW Grim , but no that doesn't work, ya great big fairy.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:56 PM
Another self-invented, hopefully a bit harder than last time:
I'm lighter than a feather but I fall more quickly. I'm silent but you can hear me scream. What am I?
Hopefully it's not too hard actually. I'll give hints if you need it.
I'm lighter than a feather but I fall more quickly. I'm silent but you can hear me scream. What am I?
Hopefully it's not too hard actually. I'll give hints if you need it.
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 04:59 PM
Echo?
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I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
I greet you as guests and so will not crush the life from you and devour your soul with peals of laughter. No, instead, I will make tea-Gothos
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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:32 PM
Mcflury, on Feb 6 2009, 10:56 AM, said:
Another self-invented, hopefully a bit harder than last time:
I'm lighter than a feather but I fall more quickly. I'm silent but you can hear me scream. What am I?
Hopefully it's not too hard actually. I'll give hints if you need it.
I'm lighter than a feather but I fall more quickly. I'm silent but you can hear me scream. What am I?
Hopefully it's not too hard actually. I'll give hints if you need it.
The Stock Market.
Edit: Its probably like 'a ray of sunlight' or something - Its the scream part I can't get.
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