[Tapper]

Sir Thursday, on Feb 20 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

Right, that's mine up. I figured I should kill some more Deathmatch Inc. employees to perpetuate the trend .

Have to say I'm starting to regret my choice of narrating my entries in first person...it's going to make it harder to describe the action well, I think. Still, I might as well continue as I've started...


Sir Thursday

Hehe, I'm already afraid that people will tire of trouble being a shallow dumb f*** who's trying to be funny... but I guess I can't suddenly change him around and will have to continue to portray him as such instead of suddenly going a lot darker in my narrative.

But I think your PoV is refreshing and authentic... just have to avoid your guy getting his teeth knocked out or tongue cut off, I guess

[Illuyankas]

Finally got to a computer, Mez, and I have to say yours was awesome - particularly the Chairman's name.

[Mezla PigDog]

Cheers mi dears. Of course it is the quality of the opponent that made me have to raise my game I was really stuck for how to have him fight until you did it for me!!

The entries are all really good actually. I thought we might get some lame stuff but it is turning out to be an exciting read. I have read the Deathmatches before but you don't realise where the difficulties lie until you write one yourself. Writing your own character is hard enough but interaction with the opponent is really tricky.

[Tapper]

Well, entry is up. Bonus points to whomever spots all the Duke Nukem stuff I tried to squeeze into it.
And I agree with Mezla, our little competition with its colourful participants isn't all that bad so far (pretty good actually).

This post has been edited by Tapper: 21 February 2009 - 12:51 PM

[Aptorian]

I'm just going to pop in and tell you all of your entries are awesome and this is some of the best stuff to come out of the forum in ages.

Cheers people.

[Jump Around]

Holy shit Tapper, that was awesome

... wait, now I have 1000 words to describe a fight between Duke and the god-dammed Violence, and I have to work the Valikiries into that?

[Tapper]

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 08:50 AM, said:

Holy shit Tapper, that was awesome

... wait, now I have 1000 words to describe a fight between Duke and the god-dammed Violence, and I have to work the Valikiries into that?

Leave the Valkyries out of it, I'm more or less introducing Brunhilde and her sisters (Grunhilde, Bluhilde and Hilde) for Death's Skybox scenes should I go to the next round Although I can totally see Nukem trying to make a move on them...

EDIT: glad you like it /bow

This post has been edited by Tapper: 23 February 2009 - 08:35 AM

[Jump Around]

Tapper, on Feb 23 2009, 10:30 AM, said:

Leave the Valkyries out of it, I'm more or less introducing Brunhilde and her sisters (Grunhilde, Bluhilde and Hilde) for Death's Skybox scenes should I go to the next round Although I can totally see Nukem trying to make a move on them...

What? No way, you put them in, now they're Duke-nip

But first I have to top this:

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“If you did, there’s no challenge in putting this bat up it.”

[Tapper]

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 10:24 AM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 23 2009, 10:30 AM, said:

Leave the Valkyries out of it, I'm more or less introducing Brunhilde and her sisters (Grunhilde, Bluhilde and Hilde) for Death's Skybox scenes should I go to the next round Although I can totally see Nukem trying to make a move on them...

What? No way, you put them in, now they're Duke-nip

But first I have to top this:

Quote

“If you did, there’s no challenge in putting this bat up it.”

Heehee, be my guest

[drinksinbars]

holy shit thats quality

[Jump Around]

Goddamit, I'm stuck at 1500 words

This post has been edited by Jump Around: 23 February 2009 - 02:18 PM

[Tapper]

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

Goddamit, I'm stuck at 1500 words

Hehe, you don't want to know how much I had to delete throughout the different versions
Btw, if you're looking for tips on the Valkyries: they all look exactly alike, apart from the eyes. Brunhilde = brown, Grunhilde = green, Bluhilde is blue and Hilde is blind

[Jump Around]

Tapper, on Feb 23 2009, 04:26 PM, said:

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

Goddamit, I'm stuck at 1500 words

Hehe, you don't want to know how much I had to delete throughout the different versions
Btw, if you're looking for tips on the Valkyries: they all look exactly alike, apart from the eyes. Brunhilde = brown, Grunhilde = green, Bluhilde is blue and Hilde is blind

Well, their scenes are the first ones I'm cutting. No fair, you introduced them too late

[Tapper]

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 03:29 PM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 23 2009, 04:26 PM, said:

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 03:18 PM, said:

Goddamit, I'm stuck at 1500 words

Hehe, you don't want to know how much I had to delete throughout the different versions
Btw, if you're looking for tips on the Valkyries: they all look exactly alike, apart from the eyes. Brunhilde = brown, Grunhilde = green, Bluhilde is blue and Hilde is blind

Well, their scenes are the first ones I'm cutting. No fair, you introduced them too late

In fact, I never even introduced any of them except Brunhilde But cool that you made the effort

[Jump Around]

998! Fuck yeah!

I had to cut lots of funny, I blame Dibs and his rules

[Tapper]

Jump Around, on Feb 23 2009, 10:24 AM, said:

Tapper, on Feb 23 2009, 10:30 AM, said:

Leave the Valkyries out of it, I'm more or less introducing Brunhilde and her sisters (Grunhilde, Bluhilde and Hilde) for Death's Skybox scenes should I go to the next round Although I can totally see Nukem trying to make a move on them...

What? No way, you put them in, now they're Duke-nip

But first I have to top this:

Quote

“If you did, there’s no challenge in putting this bat up it.”

Well, you made good on both
That was a splendid read from first to last word.

hail to the king Duke!

[drinksinbars]

awesome

voting on tapper vs ja is now open. a few more reads is necessary for my vote though

[Tapper]

Shin, you're creeping me out. Very good read, I'm really looking forward to see how two such unconventional fighters go head to head.

[drinksinbars]

jeez shin, its like masters of horror AWESOME!!!

[Tapper]

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Duke stayed silent for a moment. Finally, he fumbles in his pockets, and extirpated a few dollar bills which he held in front of him.

“Shake it baby.”

This is the awesomest piece of text in the entire JA vs Tapper 4 x 1000 word confrontation.