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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#281 User is offline   Hugin & Munin 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 02:04 PM

alt and shin to post their placeholders, go ahead guys and get your intros up.
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#282 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:20 PM

Is it just us left?

Cool, just finished my intro, will put it up now :( Ooh, looks like the competition is heating up, some good posts there.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:14 PM

View Postalt146, on Feb 18 2009, 10:20 AM, said:

Is it just us left?

Cool, just finished my intro, will put it up now :( Ooh, looks like the competition is heating up, some good posts there.


agreed...seriously, if there was a book full of death matches between authors, I'd buy it.

Grief, my intro post is up. over to you.
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#284 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:16 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on Feb 18 2009, 09:02 AM, said:

My first one's up. See if you can spot the seamless segue where I had to cut a segment about punching cop cars in order to stick to 1000 words.


Oops, I forgot I had given my character a magic sword. RE-WRITE!! I will post my response tonight or tomorrow. And I will google Duke Nukem so I can get the jokes :(
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#285 User is offline   Bauchelain the Evil 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:49 PM

Submitted my intro. I was right:short people are vicious

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#286 User is offline   Jump Around 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 05:50 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Feb 18 2009, 06:16 PM, said:

And I will google Duke Nukem so I can get the jokes :p


This is a good place to start :(

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#287 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:11 PM

ah, excellent.. I'll get my last post up tomorow then, before I leave.. He blocked the blades with his knuckle irons btb, not his actuall hands, but it could've seemed like that to the character I guess :(
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#288 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:29 PM

OK, so, the deadline for the first post was Friday - does that mean the second post deadline is later, or is it still Friday? Because I will be away from a computer for most of tomorrow and also most of if not all of Friday.
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#289 User is offline   drinksinbars 

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:32 PM

intro deadline was fridat, this round dont need to be over for a week or two, but if people get them all done even better, so as long as we gt a post a week i would be happy with that.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 11:05 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on Feb 18 2009, 10:32 PM, said:

intro deadline was fridat, this round dont need to be over for a week or two, but if people get them all done even better, so as long as we gt a post a week i would be happy with that.

Phew, working on the second one, but far from finished still.
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:34 AM

I'll get my intro done sometime this week too, i'll just post it after the results for the last match in round 1.

still need to make up my mind who i'll fight..
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#292 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:27 PM

I just added my entry.
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#293 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:28 PM

Mine is also up.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#294 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:40 PM

I shall get to reading everyone elses entries tonight.

Can I also add that I have had "Under The Sea" stuck in my head since Illy posted his last entry!!!! Thanks!
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#295 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 07:41 PM

Yay!*

*now I know its not just me :o

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#296 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 08:08 PM

Anyone seen shin lately? Cant think of anyway to fight spiderboy if I dunno what it does :p Already have strategies for JA (really like what i thought of to fight the Duke :thumbup:) Tapper and one or two others :o

Read the new scenes - judging this is gonna be tough. Drek and Mezla made me lol :p

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#297 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 08:33 PM

I'm in the process of writing mine now - should be up at some point tomorrow.


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#298 User is offline   Jump Around 

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 05:53 AM

I've been reading the entries, it seems working for DeathMatch Inc is a dangerous job :question:

Illy's makes me think of "Meet Dave", without the suck factor.

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#299 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 03:29 PM

Right, that's mine up. I figured I should kill some more Deathmatch Inc. employees to perpetuate the trend :question:.

Have to say I'm starting to regret my choice of narrating my entries in first person...it's going to make it harder to describe the action well, I think. Still, I might as well continue as I've started...


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#300 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 03:56 PM

View PostSir Thursday, on Feb 20 2009, 10:29 AM, said:

I figured I should kill some more Deathmatch Inc. employees to perpetuate the trend :question: .


It's the Deathmatch Implementation Board! DiB!
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