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ULTIMATE DEATHMATCH 4 Writing carnage

#261 User is offline   alt146 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:55 PM

View Postdrinksinbars, on Feb 16 2009, 01:02 AM, said:

whats this conclusion business? the fight will end with the fourth post, thats the whole fight. person who goes last ends the fight, we dont really need another one afterward.

all voting done in this thread, if someone desperately wants to post something after they win/lose they can do it here.


So there's no scene where the winner gets to give the loser a suitably gruesome death? That's the reason I suggested the mod separations in the first place, although will help understandability.

And I'll wait for Shin to show up again before I put in my placeholder,

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#262 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 06:06 PM

View PostBauchelain the Evil, on Feb 17 2009, 02:22 PM, said:

Well,I finished the intro. What about you, Morgoth?
And no, I'm not putting you in a hurry. :p


I wrote most of it at a lecture yesterday, so I just need to write it in and flesh it out :p
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#263 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 06:51 PM

Oh hell, I'm shattered. I had left yesterday to write it but I was physically bribed with actual money to stay at a friend's place, and now I am drained.

I'll try writing, but no guarantees it'll be today I finish it, sorry.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:01 PM

deadlines friday, no rush
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:05 PM

View Postalt146, on Feb 17 2009, 04:55 PM, said:

View Postdrinksinbars, on Feb 16 2009, 01:02 AM, said:

whats this conclusion business? the fight will end with the fourth post, thats the whole fight. person who goes last ends the fight, we dont really need another one afterward.

all voting done in this thread, if someone desperately wants to post something after they win/lose they can do it here.


So there's no scene where the winner gets to give the loser a suitably gruesome death? That's the reason I suggested the mod separations in the first place, although will help understandability.

And I'll wait for Shin to show up again before I put in my placeholder,



if you really want to, but usually the last to post fights something gruesome up until a cliff hanger.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:48 PM

View PostGrief, on Feb 15 2009, 12:46 PM, said:

Oh, and temp, any preferences as to when you want to go?
I'd prefer second, but its up to you.


Grief, I can go first. that's fine.

...not sure what is meant by place holders...rereading this thread now to find out what that means...or you can just tell me quickly and save me from reading.. :-)
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:51 PM

Post a random post saying something like:

Temp post 1 of 4.

So you can edit in your story later :p

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:53 PM

For example, see what the other have done over on game thread.
Though we'll have to wait until all placeholders for D'rek/ST have been put up first.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:42 PM

there we are. Morgoth fight 1 post 1 is up
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:46 PM

ooooh, I like yours Tapper. I very much enjoy your humour :p
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 12:54 AM

I really like Tapper's too! Well done sir, highly entertaining. And very cheeky in that he needs to take a beating in order to get stronger!!!

And I just spotted Morgoth's post. Harsh!!! But very very funny. Poor DiBs! And the "welshman on heat" comment, Mr PigDog is a welshman, it isn't a pretty sight.....

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:15 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on Feb 18 2009, 01:54 AM, said:

I really like Tapper's too! Well done sir, highly entertaining. And very cheeky in that he needs to take a beating in order to get stronger!!!

And I just spotted Morgoth's post. Harsh!!! But very very funny. Poor DiBs! And the "welshman on heat" comment, Mr PigDog is a welshman, it isn't a pretty sight.....


Thanks :(

And DiBs, Hugin & Munin is now a games mod equal to PS.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:03 AM

Dammit Tapper, now Trouble and Duke have the same voice! :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:36 AM

View PostJump Around, on Feb 18 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

Dammit Tapper, now Trouble and Duke have the same voice! :p

Was done for Dibses reading pleasure, don't want to get judge deductions for style :p
Love your entry, this is going to be fun. what gamesline did you play it on? Cause I plan to make wicked fun of the sidescrolling ones :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:45 AM

aha, I think I'll get a lot of enjoyment out of this competition.

Morgoth vs DiBs in the finals, now that would be a great sight :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 10:32 AM

View PostTapper, on Feb 18 2009, 11:36 AM, said:

View PostJump Around, on Feb 18 2009, 10:03 AM, said:

Dammit Tapper, now Trouble and Duke have the same voice! :p

Was done for Dibses reading pleasure, don't want to get judge deductions for style :(
Love your entry, this is going to be fun. what gamesline did you play it on? Cause I plan to make wicked fun of the sidescrolling ones :p


I was thinking in the Duke Nukem 3D game, but Duke is Duke, be my guest :p
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:09 PM

tetsing the mod account :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:13 PM

tiss a better avatar I think

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 01:24 PM

done. jusdge post in place, next matchup please put up placeholders.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 02:02 PM

My first one's up. See if you can spot the seamless segue where I had to cut a segment about punching cop cars in order to stick to 1000 words.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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