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An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Thou art delusional, I must ask why
Maybe Im just tired of the dating game
Let's start another poem, this is getting lame
Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire
#341
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Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:46 PM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#342
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 08:58 PM
this ones lasted the longest out of the last few we put up, my good man...But I suppose we can if we must...
An ode to food.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
An ode to food.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
souls are for wimps
#344
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 02:51 AM
Sorry Frook, but I felt like rhymestering about something else. 
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 06:08 AM
Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 19 2009, 07:51 PM, said:
Sorry Frook, but I felt like rhymestering about something else. 
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true!
I still heart Goodkind.
#346
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 08:38 AM
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#347
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:42 AM
Ain't_It_Just_, on Apr 20 2009, 01:38 AM, said:
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
I still heart Goodkind.
#348
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 03:51 AM
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#349
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:35 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
souls are for wimps
#350
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 01:25 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#351
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 02:16 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#352
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 03:59 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
I still heart Goodkind.
#353
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:12 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#354
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:15 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#355
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 04:59 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
souls are for wimps
#356
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:01 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#357
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Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:17 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
I still heart Goodkind.
#358
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Posted 26 April 2009 - 02:31 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chcolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#359
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Writing
Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:31 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
souls are for wimps
#360
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Posted 29 April 2009 - 10:24 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
