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An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
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#381
Macros 
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Posted 04 May 2009 - 04:33 PM
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#382
frookenhauer
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Writing
Posted 04 May 2009 - 09:06 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
souls are for wimps
#383
Slow Ben
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 4,791
- Joined: 29-September 08
- Location:Southern Illinois
Posted 05 May 2009 - 01:39 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#384
Ain't_It_Just_
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 05 May 2009 - 05:03 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#385
frookenhauer
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 05 May 2009 - 10:50 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Food must die, a new theme must begin
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Food must die, a new theme must begin
souls are for wimps
#386
Assail
- Destriant of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: The Abyssmal Army
- Posts: 820
- Joined: 25-March 09
- Location:Kaneohe Bay, HI
Posted 06 May 2009 - 03:00 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Food must die, a new theme must begin
I vote it entails a story about kin!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Then eat TV dinners, on sofa like a slob
Nandos grilled chickin, finger lickin good!
mmmmm, Pecan pancakes, taste just like they should
Mashed potato by the bowlful, shining golden
Food must die, a new theme must begin
I vote it entails a story about kin!
I still heart Goodkind.
#387
Assail
- Destriant of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: The Abyssmal Army
- Posts: 820
- Joined: 25-March 09
- Location:Kaneohe Bay, HI
Posted 06 May 2009 - 03:03 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
This post has been edited by Assail: 06 May 2009 - 03:05 AM
I still heart Goodkind.
#388
Zanth13
- We are not the same
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- Group: Kings of Drink
- Posts: 1,697
- Joined: 23-August 06
- Location:Right Behind You
Posted 06 May 2009 - 03:26 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#389
Assail
- Destriant of the Abyssmal Army
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- Group: The Abyssmal Army
- Posts: 820
- Joined: 25-March 09
- Location:Kaneohe Bay, HI
Posted 06 May 2009 - 02:31 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out,
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out,
I still heart Goodkind.
#390
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 10 May 2009 - 09:09 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#391
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 14 May 2009 - 10:39 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
souls are for wimps
#392
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:15 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#393
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:55 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test
the storks gave me a sister when i was 10
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test
the storks gave me a sister when i was 10
This post has been edited by Frookenhauer : 18 May 2009 - 10:55 PM
souls are for wimps
#394
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 11:05 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
I still heart Goodkind.
#395
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 07:48 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
souls are for wimps
#396
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 08:55 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#397
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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:36 PM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Life was harsh and they never spared the rod
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Life was harsh and they never spared the rod
souls are for wimps
#398
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 11:37 AM
An ode to family!
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Life was harsh and they never spared the rod
"You'll never amount to anything, you grubby sod"
Now I had this one brother, lots of trouble,
Any problem I had, he made it worse by double.
Then this little sister of mine, she popped out
Dad was high, mistook her for a trout
I was lord for three years, bully for the rest
But alas, extortion didn't help me pass that test.
The storks gave me a sister when I was 10,
But my mother still loved me, like a big ole mother hen!
Family you say? I was raised in an orphanage...
Fifteen of us, situated atop of a windy ridge
Life was harsh and they never spared the rod
"You'll never amount to anything, you grubby sod"
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
