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An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:36 AM
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 01:17 AM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 03:34 AM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:20 PM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 07:05 PM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 07:19 PM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 08:22 PM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 02 March 2009 - 08:07 AM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 12:25 AM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
The Vicar grabs choir boy to er...bag!
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
The Vicar grabs choir boy to er...bag!
souls are for wimps
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:47 AM
An Ode to Relgion
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
The Vicar grabs choir boy to er...bag!
Superpope is preaching of donuts and cheese
God and I sitting in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Along came a platypus wth a quizzical look,
Made me take another look at THAT book,
" Wot the fuck!" says "plat" to the big man,
And here comes Dawkins with his delusion,
" I'm sorry,I was stoned" says our whimsical God,
Claims he's the only one...the silly old sod !
" Is he fuck !" Vishnu !, unsheathes his blade,
I say now!...It's time for a midnight raid.
" To the fridge Judaeo-Christian, I fancy a snack."
"I have appetite, which you clearly lack."
"I hef just killt mein Godt!" chortles Nietzsche.
His plan for world lederhosening is going peachy
A world without faith was much to his taste
" When I am done I shall call myself Raest !"
"Jesus died for our sins!" wails the priesthood.
"But now he's black-that isn't any good!"
Black american or african black?
Who gives a shit, he ain't coming back.
Evangelists, I mean really, What the-
Femdoms and gimpoids, encased in leather.
Religious zealots start stealing flags
The Vicar grabs choir boy to er...bag!
Superpope is preaching of donuts and cheese
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:17 PM
Hmmm
We hef just killed religion, so let us try another awesome poem (and lets 'actually' try to make it awsome this time). I have an idea!
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
We hef just killed religion, so let us try another awesome poem (and lets 'actually' try to make it awsome this time). I have an idea!
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
souls are for wimps
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 11:35 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 12:32 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
souls are for wimps
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 02:41 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 09:20 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#316
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 13 March 2009 - 07:02 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
souls are for wimps
#317
masan's saddle
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 979
- Joined: 17-February 09
- Location:masan's horse
Posted 14 March 2009 - 03:19 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
#318
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:32 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
souls are for wimps
#319
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 15 March 2009 - 10:28 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#320
masan's saddle
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 979
- Joined: 17-February 09
- Location:masan's horse
Posted 15 March 2009 - 03:30 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
