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An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
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#362
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 06:50 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 08:39 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Staying alive is a matter of instinct
Living life is a matter of intellect
Living life is a matter of intellect
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 09:54 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:52 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:37 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
souls are for wimps
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Posted 30 April 2009 - 10:41 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 07:31 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 01 May 2009 - 04:19 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers (not sure if thats used properly, I am and Ameican, and so no idea how english is spoken.)
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers (not sure if thats used properly, I am and Ameican, and so no idea how english is spoken.)
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 04:18 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 07:55 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#372
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
-
- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:08 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#373
MTS
- Fourth Investiture
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 4,334
- Joined: 02-April 07
- Location:Terra Australis
Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:16 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#374
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
-
- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:37 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#375
MTS
- Fourth Investiture
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 4,334
- Joined: 02-April 07
- Location:Terra Australis
Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:48 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#376
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
-
- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 02 May 2009 - 12:21 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#377
Dolmen 2.0
- is probably lying
-
- Group: Malazan Artist
- Posts: 2,692
- Joined: 04-September 05
- Location:Camorr
-
Interests:Walks in the park.
Waiting till jean gets here.
Posted 02 May 2009 - 04:51 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
“Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof Gas-Fireproof.”
#378
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
-
Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 03 May 2009 - 12:58 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
souls are for wimps
#379
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 04 May 2009 - 06:53 AM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#380
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 04 May 2009 - 03:45 PM
An ode to food!
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
Steak and chips, medium rare if you please!
Give me an Idaho potato, with lots of cheese!
A caramel mud cake, that's ambrosia for you
To your skinny physique, you must be true
Now to snacks, butter and a roll,
Now don't get ahead of yourself you fat ass troll!
Screw you, time for juicy watermelons
Ice cream is ace and cooler than the Fonz
Frozen grapes, fifteen in my mouth
Chew chew chew, then head them on south!
Now I'm partial to PB&J,
Ah, throw in a tall glass of milk and you've made my day.
Chocolate biscuits, feel them ooze down your throat
But you cant beat the good old Sunday roast
I need a big juicy burger, loaded to the top
Like a pig it all makes me, wallowing in slop!
Finger buns aplenty, topped with pink frost
Sausages, bacon, egg and beans on Toast
I can feel my cholesteral rising, as the food is listed
And then I saw a cream cheese bagel, and I could have kissed it!
Slurping down the coffee, accompanied by an eclair
While caressing my fat in the seat of a wheelchair
Who wants a heaping bowl of fish fingers
and a big juicy steak while you're at it!
Eating sushi off naked buxom babe.
Or dining off Richard Simmons. Thats how soup is made.
The first one is better, it fufills both hungers
The second one is okay, it fulfills most buggers
Margherita pizza, driiping with cheese
Steaming meat pies, finished with ease
White-whipped cupcakes, made to perfection
Oh God, how I love confection!
Let's gobble popcorn chicken by the dozen
And fish some tasty pastries from the oven
Toast with butter and jam, stack it to the heavens
then devour some pizza in tens and elevens!
Me want me grits and me jerk and me rum.
Enough blabbering, give me food under YUM
Whole roast hog with an apple in its gob
souls are for wimps
