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An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
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#321
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Posted 16 March 2009 - 01:54 AM
souls are for wimps
#322
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 16 March 2009 - 10:58 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#323
frookenhauer
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Posted 17 March 2009 - 12:05 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
souls are for wimps
#324
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 09:57 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#325
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:37 AM
Bump.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#326
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 09:55 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
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#327
frookenhauer
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 10:19 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
souls are for wimps
#328
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 25 March 2009 - 06:13 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#329
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 06:51 AM
Bump.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#330
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 07:22 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
I still heart Goodkind.
#331
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:43 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#332
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 04:49 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
This post has been edited by Zanth13: 04 April 2009 - 04:50 AM
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#333
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:17 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#334
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:46 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
#335
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:35 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#336
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 02:31 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#337
Ain't_It_Just_
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
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- The AIJman cometh
Posted 06 April 2009 - 12:17 PM
Bump.
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#338
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 08 April 2009 - 08:02 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
souls are for wimps
#339
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
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- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:06 AM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Thou art delusional, I must ask why
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Thou art delusional, I must ask why
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#340
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:28 PM
An ode to women!
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Thou art delusional, I must ask why
Maybe Im just tired of the dating game
Where would we be without them? Tell me that!
Spunkyknuckled and dripping in man fat !
That's sick and gross! But probably quite true...
I know and i'm sorry but at least there's no poo.
Back to the fair sex, all plastic and curves
Only if its Barbie to whom you're making lurve
Barbie's ok if you like skinny birds
I cant think of anything that rhymes with birds
Indecisiveness notwithstanding, girls are sweet
Find the right one and your life is complete ?
Good grief! You chaps have a heart after all!
"We're on a roll tonight, but our heart is still small"
I like them petite with plenty of smarts!
Though I won't mind if they're skanky tarts
So long as they cook and clean
I love my mum is what you really mean!
Above all, they should have really great racks
And proficiency at juggling sacks!
The list of requirements is weighty and long
but its all good if they look great in a thong
I'm running out of praises to sing
So I guess it's time to buy that ring
Wait, stop there, don't be naive'
Attachment is teh sux, time to leave
Or not and kiss the sea of fishes goodbye
Thou art delusional, I must ask why
Maybe Im just tired of the dating game
souls are for wimps
