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Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
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#262
frookenhauer 
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:02 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
souls are for wimps
#263
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:09 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#264
frookenhauer
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Joined: 11-July 08
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:21 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
souls are for wimps
#265
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:27 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#266
frookenhauer
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:33 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
souls are for wimps
#267
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 08:39 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#268
frookenhauer
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:10 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
souls are for wimps
#269
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:12 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#270
frookenhauer
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:14 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
souls are for wimps
#271
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:17 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#272
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:23 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
souls are for wimps
#273
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:24 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#274
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
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Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:32 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
souls are for wimps
#275
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- D'ivers Fuckwits
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- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:34 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#276
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
-
Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:57 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
souls are for wimps
#277
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:58 PM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#278
frookenhauer
- Mortal Sword
-
- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 1,113
- Joined: 11-July 08
- Location:England
-
Interests:Women
Money
AI
Writing
Posted 21 February 2009 - 12:21 AM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
souls are for wimps
#279
Macros
- D'ivers Fuckwits
-
- Group: High House Mafia
- Posts: 9,156
- Joined: 28-January 08
- Location:Ulster, disputed zone, British Empire.
Posted 21 February 2009 - 10:24 AM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
Though girls seem less proud of a crap
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
Though girls seem less proud of a crap
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#280
Ain't_It_Just_
- The Recidivist
-
- Group: LHTEC
- Posts: 2,371
- Joined: 17-January 08
- Location:Oz
- Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
- The AIJman cometh
Posted 21 February 2009 - 11:38 AM
Battle of the sexes!
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
Though girls seem less proud of a crap
Men consider excretion a holy tradition
Men outnumber women a million to one...
And the forum men to, when all is said and done
What is it I hate about the fairer race
Apart from the fact they vanish without a trace
Can't live with them and can't live without them
All I want is to lie beside them
I want to jump on their bones with a will
Pumping and pumping, my seed must spill
He said battle..not sexing the sexes!
But when the drink was in he was Texting his Exs
Never a smart move and leads to much pain
And to make-up sex, now and again
Hoorah for the lucky ones! I got gyp.
depression send me to the bar, on the rip
Where I met a nice hooker called Trixie
How drunk was I? shes damned near sixty!
She taught me so much, I'll never forget!
Some may laugh, but I've no regrets
I'd say it was the best two dollars spent
she said she needed to pay her rent
Ha! They say the best things in life are free!
Thats a lie, now it stings when I pee
Pay more than two bucks is the moral told
Or you'll regret entering the fold
So we're stronger and smarter and dumber
Pitching tents in mid slumber
Get thee to the kitchen, I'll have tea
Not too much, lest I have to pee
Less of a battle and more of a scrap
Though girls seem less proud of a crap
Men consider excretion a holy tradition
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
