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Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest
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#121
frookenhauer 
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 09:09 PM
souls are for wimps
#122
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 08:51 AM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#123
frookenhauer
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:18 PM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
souls are for wimps
#124
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 09 December 2008 - 09:55 AM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#125
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 09 December 2008 - 11:23 PM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#126
Jude
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 12:24 AM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? No one appreciates the Dre any more
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? No one appreciates the Dre any more
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
#127
frookenhauer
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 02:18 AM
[quote name='Jude' date='Dec 10 2008, 12:24 AM' post='482441']
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? No one appreciates the Dre any more
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? No one appreciates the Dre any more
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
souls are for wimps
#128
frookenhauer
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 02:19 AM
[quote name='Jude' date='Dec 10 2008, 12:24 AM' post='482441']
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
souls are for wimps
#129
Tapper
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 09:03 AM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#130
Bent
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 06:55 PM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
~What do you think?
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling
S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration
Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."
Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
~What do you think?
This post has been edited by Bent: 10 December 2008 - 06:56 PM
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#131
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 08:39 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
souls are for wimps
#132
Jude
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 11:53 PM
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
#133
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Posted 11 December 2008 - 04:11 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
souls are for wimps
#134
Jude
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Posted 11 December 2008 - 11:57 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
#135
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:45 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
~A full week, no one does this for a full week?
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
~A full week, no one does this for a full week?
This post has been edited by Bent: 19 December 2008 - 08:46 PM
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#136
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 10:50 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
Dem bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones.
#137
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Posted 20 December 2008 - 04:57 PM
[quote name='The Drum' date='Dec 19 2008, 10:50 PM' post='487390']
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Boy did I miss this...
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Boy did I miss this...
souls are for wimps
#138
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Posted 24 December 2008 - 03:33 PM
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Sleigh bells ring are you listening, Burns awake...
I like this thread and refuse to let it die...Even if it means a line a day, where the hell are the regulars?!?
[/quote]
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Sleigh bells ring are you listening, Burns awake...
I like this thread and refuse to let it die...Even if it means a line a day, where the hell are the regulars?!?
[/quote]
souls are for wimps
#139
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:41 AM
frookenhauer, on Dec 25 2008, 01:33 AM, said:
I like this thread and refuse to let it die...Even if it means a line a day, where the hell are the regulars?!?
AIJ to da rescue!
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Sleigh bells ring are you listening, Burns awake...
Crippled God-Santa loathes marble cake
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#140
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Posted 28 December 2008 - 08:29 PM
Quote
AIJ to da rescue!
Chapter 5: Gangstas vs. Disco
"Its a quorl! you great big ninny!" Laughs Raest.
"Not related to locusts, a well known pest."
Out the portal strides brood with his hammer
Recently released from the Guantanamo slammer
"Does my bum look big in this orange boiler suit?"
Rake chortles, Raest laughs, Disco gives Brood the boot.
Just to loose it in that enormous crack
Oh yeah', Raest wheezes, 'baby's got back!'
Brood falls forward, flat on his face
Too many shandies in that manky place
Disco is tense, eyeing brood up and down
Settles on the arse and begins to frown
Then from out of Brood's butt, rap music is heard
and Reast walks over, without saying a word
starts dancing like Hammer, his favorite rapper
"Cant touch this!" Raest is so bloody dapper
Sleigh bells ring are you listening, Burns awake...
Crippled God-Santa loathes marble cake
Prefers sticky toffee pudding instead
souls are for wimps
