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Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire

#101 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:37 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing

This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 02 December 2008 - 05:37 PM

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 06:11 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

(that was hard frook, buzzing?)
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 06:29 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelps, Jack's eyebrows are arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 06:37 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation

The Quorl insect thingies...droning/drone/hum sounded boring...

This post has been edited by frookenhauer: 02 December 2008 - 06:40 PM

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 10:33 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation (or is that too mature?)
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 11:27 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

~Fine with me
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 04:24 AM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation Its all good, but who's S.T?
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
souls are for wimps
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 10:47 AM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:18 PM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation Shadowthrone!
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:53 PM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

This post has been edited by Tapper: 03 December 2008 - 08:54 PM

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 10:52 PM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have have been wasted
souls are for wimps
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:57 AM

this entire thread had me laughing the entire time. well done!
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:53 PM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? A little bit of Doctor Dre for all y'all
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 03:02 AM

If you appreciate it..add to it :p


But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
souls are for wimps
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:58 PM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Eh?
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 06 December 2008 - 12:38 AM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead

The quorl, however, has other ideas
souls are for wimps
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 12:42 AM

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead

The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 12:59 AM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead

The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
souls are for wimps
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 07:33 AM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead

The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 06 December 2008 - 03:22 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
Moranth arrive, sky darkened and buzzing
Reast laughs evily, Rake looks at him puzzling

S.T. is the first, plunging into the nuns
Quorl dive, munitions away, decimation
And in S.T.'s case, frantic masturbation
Reast laughs again, nuns fearing desecration

Ze Germans are coming, Axis complete
Tehol picks tinea from the soles of his feet
A quick glance from Rake, "When did YOU get here?"
"Must be a convergence, cause I was supposed to be in another hemisphere."

Panzers advance, Moranth have been wasted
S.T. still kicks ass, but why is his face red? Roll with it...
This may be because his troops are all dead...
Twist sits down, has a tankard of mead

The quorl, however, has other ideas
And goes to get in a round of beers
Meanwhile, a portal has opened nearby
"We sell slushees", the Moranth cry.
While around him buzzes a huge fly
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