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#81
Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:30 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
#82
Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:44 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
#83
Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:47 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
#84
Posted 01 December 2008 - 08:26 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
souls are for wimps
#85
Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:20 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#86
Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:43 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, a Pilgrim returns
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, a Pilgrim returns
This post has been edited by Jude: 01 December 2008 - 09:48 PM
#87
Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:51 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
souls are for wimps
#88
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:14 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#89
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:17 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
This post has been edited by Tapper: 01 December 2008 - 10:20 PM
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#90
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:23 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
The Pilgrim creeps forward, beginning to stand
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
The Pilgrim creeps forward, beginning to stand
#91
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:25 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
#92
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:38 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#93
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:48 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
souls are for wimps
#94
Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:39 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#95
Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:45 AM
Last verse, ppl.
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#96
Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:18 PM
Last verse, ppl.
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
souls are for wimps
#97
Posted 02 December 2008 - 02:47 PM
Might I recommend
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
#98
Posted 02 December 2008 - 03:38 PM
Bent, on Dec 2 2008, 09:47 AM, said:
Might I recommend
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night
Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
Bent has it right
Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
#99
Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:16 PM
Agreed
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
souls are for wimps
#100
Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:31 PM
Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching