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Epic Poetry - Lets get creative First Homer, Then Virgil, Followed by Milton and now...Malazanempire

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:30 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:44 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:47 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 08:26 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:20 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:43 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, a Pilgrim returns

This post has been edited by Jude: 01 December 2008 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:51 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:14 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:17 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

This post has been edited by Tapper: 01 December 2008 - 10:20 PM

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:23 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

The Pilgrim creeps forward, beginning to stand
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:25 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:38 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:48 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:39 PM

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:45 AM

Last verse, ppl.

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 02 December 2008 - 12:18 PM

Last verse, ppl.

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
souls are for wimps
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 02:47 PM

Might I recommend

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn

Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 03:38 PM

 Bent, on Dec 2 2008, 09:47 AM, said:

Might I recommend

CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim

Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms

The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'

"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"

Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall

Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Pointed at Korlat, asked "now who's your daddy?"
"I don't know, I was looking for a golf caddy!"

Golfcaddy appears, sword also in hand
saying, "I'm looking for a dance in this here land."
Lord Disco does the Robot. "Is this it?"
Rake sneers derisively, GolfCaddy spits.

Then from back down the hall, the Pilgrim returns
Feels the anger and hides behind some urns
Lord Disco laughs, slides left and then right
In the forms of the shadowdance he spins this night

Rake and Golfcaddy begin to change mind
Yet beneath his 9-iron, Golfcaddy does find
A ghetto blaster and switches it on
And they dance and they dance, straight through to dawn

Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!


Bent has it right

Chapter 4: The battle begins
But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:16 PM

Agreed

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
souls are for wimps
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:31 PM

Chapter 4: The battle begins: Malazan and World war 2 crossover shock.

But not all is well; here come the Napans with guns
Surely you mean Nipponese with their guns?!?
Whoever it is, it looks like some fun!
It's the Nipponese alright, the Nipponese nuns

Nuns with guns and samurai swords, marching
Disco yelped, Jack's eyebrows were arching
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