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From darkness fell the Andii
Thier leader was quite handy
his friends they called him Rake
and his enemies did quake
His swords called Dragnipur
And his heart is DragniPURE
they say he is ascended
his search for mother dark is not ended
But for the warrens, he has found a cure
you may doubt, but of this fact I am sure
The ascendant's birth is a birth worth telling
Don't know if I'll buy what you are selling
His moon mountain cost quite a bit
The Spawn floats above, making everyone scared as shit
His skin as black as night, his hair as white as light
The sword across is back, chains sound, though none in sight
But for all this gallantry, the Rakester had one flaw:
A great falling out with his less awesome maw.
She spread her legs just one too many times
and jiggled and wiggled and waggled her spine
"If I give her a crescent she'll be mine,"
Said Rake as he sipped on a bottle of Wine.
Shadowthrone hesitates when he meets Rake:
A vision of cats being drowned at the Lake
Oh no, he thinks, fearing for Trake
The carts out of control, step on the brake
Out of control, the cart is careening
A raven looks on with beak all a-preening
While the Crip God with gangs signs was gang member screening
And a preacher approaches, all disco-move seeming
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 02:35 AM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?" (Those kids are fast as lightning...Replace sword with Kung Fu..Disco?...Never mind
)
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?" (Those kids are fast as lightning...Replace sword with Kung Fu..Disco?...Never mind
)He steps on the path and raises his arms
souls are for wimps
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 09:53 AM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 05:08 PM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 06:04 PM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
This post has been edited by Stalker: 29 November 2008 - 06:05 PM
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 07:04 PM
[quote name='Stalker' date='Nov 29 2008, 06:04 PM' post='476868']
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
souls are for wimps
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Posted 29 November 2008 - 10:17 PM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
Dem bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones.
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:36 PM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 06:23 PM
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 07:21 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts (My turn
)
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts (My turn
)
souls are for wimps
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Posted 30 November 2008 - 08:09 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts (My turn biggrin.gif )
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts (My turn biggrin.gif )
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:10 AM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:35 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 01:44 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 05:49 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
This post has been edited by Jude: 01 December 2008 - 06:14 PM
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:15 PM
Its a joint effort...And we're getting better, I think 
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
souls are for wimps
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:21 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:29 PM
CHAPTER 3: Rake Meets a Pilgrim
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Winked at Korlat, asked "who's your daddy?"
Rake listens "Everybody was sword fighting"
"why oh why didn't i have a quiet night in?"
He steps on the path and raises his arms
Incinerating Gadrobi born on farms
The Pilgrim sees this and walks to where Rake stands
Making sure to show Rake his hands
The man from Quon Tali greets the dark son
Rake draws his sword muttering 'This should be fun!'
"Easy my old friend, we have lots to discuss"
Said the Lord of Disco, appearing from dust
Disco jiggles and wiggles and waggles his nuts
To which Rake said "Oh Dancer, what a figure thou cuts"
Raest materialised with conversation so droll
His shoulders hunched, time taking its toll
"Tyrants can't dance," he said with a drawl
And kicked the Quon Talian straight down the hall
Whiskeyjack appears sword at the ready
His brow drawn down, his hand is steady
Winked at Korlat, asked "who's your daddy?"
This post has been edited by Tapper: 01 December 2008 - 07:29 PM
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