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#241 Skywalker

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:11 AM

I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 06:46 PM

I wonder how bad a collaborative work would be if written by both Stephenie Meyers and Terry Badkind.

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 06:48 PM

Throw in KJAnderson and Trudi Canavan and we might be able to break down the fabric of reality with that vortex of poo...

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Posted 06 April 2009 - 07:00 PM

No idea who Canavan is.

But I can imagine the rest.
Daylight Sparkling Mord Sith.
Intense staring by the Confessors.
Rob using his Truth Sword while fighting robots.
Bene Gesserit using not just the Voice but the Raptor Gaze.
Rob using Truth Sword to c-section Kalahn.

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:23 PM

Darkwatch, on Apr 6 2009, 07:00 PM, said:

OMG, LOL!

Have imagirep!

Btw, you forgot the pouting and whining..

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:00 PM

I went to the Badkind wikipedia page and discovered the "epic" ending to a "triumphant" series.

It didn't end like I'd thought, Ricky being raped by Zedd (who suspiciously had a pony tail in the final scene).

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:04 PM

Ricky? Raped by Zedd? Tell me more!

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 07:38 AM

It would've put that much needed "badkind" touch to the last scene of his "epic" masterpiece. After the many female rapes, his mancrush character Ricky Rahl is punished by his mentor, Zedd.

The beautiful "bromance" ends on a high note!

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Posted 08 April 2009 - 06:05 PM

Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 09:11 AM, said:

I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?

Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil

I am sorry. Such knowledge is forbidden to the uninitiated. You lack the moral celery and might even be a lemming of discord.

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 06:01 PM

EVIL CHICKEN!!

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:22 AM

Optimus Prime, on Apr 8 2009, 08:38 AM, said:

This imagery makes me want to vomit and never stop

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:45 AM

Xander and his Goodkind fanfic.........

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 03:06 PM

It is a shame that Goodkind has fallen so far. I loved Wizard's First Rule. And Even the Stone of Tears. Then there was Blood of the Fold. Weak. Temple of the Winds? Good. Soul of the Fire. AWFUL. Goodness, after Soul of the Fire there was only one book worth my money, and that was Faith of the Fallen.

SoT was the first Fantasy I ever read -- oh, back in '94? I have them sitting on my bookshelf, with like an inch of dust accumulating over them.

Next was The Belgariad, swiftly followed by the Mallorean. David Eddings ftw.

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:43 AM

Zhuangzi, on Apr 9 2009, 11:01 AM, said:

EVIL CHICKEN!!

Go on, keep mocking it, you know it would fuck your world up. Hahaha

I still heart Goodkind.

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 06:06 AM

yes...if by "fuck your world up" you mean make me want to rip my eyeballs out.

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:44 AM

bwgan, on Apr 8 2009, 11:35 PM, said:

Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 09:11 AM, said:

I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?

Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil

You force me sir, to perform arcane rituals involving a doll, an HDMI cable, and a catheter. Oh, and whatever Hannibal used to saw open Ray Liotta's head.

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#257 Astra

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 12:47 PM

Assail, on Apr 13 2009, 03:43 AM, said:

Zhuangzi, on Apr 9 2009, 11:01 AM, said:

EVIL CHICKEN!!

Go on, keep mocking it, you know it would fuck your world up. Hahaha

You have a very distinct "hahaha"...I gotta google to find out more about you.

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Posted 13 April 2009 - 03:38 PM

Astra, on Apr 13 2009, 05:47 AM, said:

Assail, on Apr 13 2009, 03:43 AM, said:

Zhuangzi, on Apr 9 2009, 11:01 AM, said:

EVIL CHICKEN!!

Go on, keep mocking it, you know it would fuck your world up. Hahaha

You have a very distinct "hahaha"...I gotta google to find out more about you.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

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I still heart Goodkind.

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 06:03 AM

Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 12:11 AM, said:

I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?

Betty is an extremely noble creature, who miraculously managed to follow Dick's little sis all the way from somewhere to somewhere else. She's also really, really funny and capable of making all the guys laugh. Also, I believe she was once tricked by an evil sorcerer to do something, but Dick forgave her.

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