Terry Goodkind **Spoilers** A discussion topic that will never die
#241
Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:11 AM
I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
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#242
Posted 06 April 2009 - 06:46 PM
I wonder how bad a collaborative work would be if written by both Stephenie Meyers and Terry Badkind.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#243
Posted 06 April 2009 - 06:48 PM
Throw in KJAnderson and Trudi Canavan and we might be able to break down the fabric of reality with that vortex of poo...
#244
Posted 06 April 2009 - 07:00 PM
No idea who Canavan is.
But I can imagine the rest.
Daylight Sparkling Mord Sith.
Intense staring by the Confessors.
Rob using his Truth Sword while fighting robots.
Bene Gesserit using not just the Voice but the Raptor Gaze.
Rob using Truth Sword to c-section Kalahn.
But I can imagine the rest.
Daylight Sparkling Mord Sith.
Intense staring by the Confessors.
Rob using his Truth Sword while fighting robots.
Bene Gesserit using not just the Voice but the Raptor Gaze.
Rob using Truth Sword to c-section Kalahn.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#245
Posted 07 April 2009 - 01:23 PM
Darkwatch, on Apr 6 2009, 07:00 PM, said:
No idea who Canavan is.
But I can imagine the rest.
Daylight Sparkling Mord Sith.
Intense staring by the Confessors.
Rob using his Truth Sword while fighting robots.
Bene Gesserit using not just the Voice but the Raptor Gaze.
Rob using Truth Sword to c-section Kalahn.
But I can imagine the rest.
Daylight Sparkling Mord Sith.
Intense staring by the Confessors.
Rob using his Truth Sword while fighting robots.
Bene Gesserit using not just the Voice but the Raptor Gaze.
Rob using Truth Sword to c-section Kalahn.
OMG, LOL!
Have imagirep!
Btw, you forgot the pouting and whining..
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#246
Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:00 PM
I went to the Badkind wikipedia page and discovered the "epic" ending to a "triumphant" series.
It didn't end like I'd thought, Ricky being raped by Zedd (who suspiciously had a pony tail in the final scene).
It didn't end like I'd thought, Ricky being raped by Zedd (who suspiciously had a pony tail in the final scene).

#248
Posted 08 April 2009 - 07:38 AM
It would've put that much needed "badkind" touch to the last scene of his "epic" masterpiece. After the many female rapes, his mancrush character Ricky Rahl is punished by his mentor, Zedd.
The beautiful "bromance" ends on a high note!
The beautiful "bromance" ends on a high note!
#249
Posted 08 April 2009 - 06:05 PM
Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 09:11 AM, said:
I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
I am sorry. Such knowledge is forbidden to the uninitiated. You lack the moral celery and might even be a lemming of discord.
(OMG I hate that this is all coming back to me with such vividness...it seems like only yesterday...and yet so much has happened. [I [i]need[/i] a wise old smiley to insert here. If one is found then I claim the name!])
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'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
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'Why is that?'
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#250
Posted 09 April 2009 - 06:01 PM
#251
Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:22 AM
Optimus Prime, on Apr 8 2009, 08:38 AM, said:
It would've put that much needed "badkind" touch to the last scene of his "epic" masterpiece. After the many female rapes, his mancrush character Ricky Rahl is punished by his mentor, Zedd.
The beautiful "bromance" ends on a high note!
The beautiful "bromance" ends on a high note!
This imagery makes me want to vomit and never stop

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#253
Posted 10 April 2009 - 03:06 PM
It is a shame that Goodkind has fallen so far. I loved Wizard's First Rule. And Even the Stone of Tears. Then there was Blood of the Fold. Weak. Temple of the Winds? Good. Soul of the Fire. AWFUL. Goodness, after Soul of the Fire there was only one book worth my money, and that was Faith of the Fallen.
SoT was the first Fantasy I ever read -- oh, back in '94? I have them sitting on my bookshelf, with like an inch of dust accumulating over them.
Next was The Belgariad, swiftly followed by the Mallorean. David Eddings ftw.
SoT was the first Fantasy I ever read -- oh, back in '94? I have them sitting on my bookshelf, with like an inch of dust accumulating over them.
Next was The Belgariad, swiftly followed by the Mallorean. David Eddings ftw.
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#255
Posted 13 April 2009 - 06:06 AM
yes...if by "fuck your world up" you mean make me want to rip my eyeballs out.
#256
Posted 13 April 2009 - 10:44 AM
bwgan, on Apr 8 2009, 11:35 PM, said:
Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 09:11 AM, said:
I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
Skywalker - feels something as monumental as the evil chicken hiding behind a spoiler veil
I am sorry. Such knowledge is forbidden to the uninitiated. You lack the moral celery and might even be a lemming of discord.
(OMG I hate that this is all coming back to me with such vividness...it seems like only yesterday...and yet so much has happened. [I [i]need[/i] a wise old smiley to insert here. If one is found then I claim the name!])
You force me sir, to perform arcane rituals involving a doll, an HDMI cable, and a catheter. Oh, and whatever Hannibal used to saw open Ray Liotta's head.
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#259
Posted 14 April 2009 - 06:03 AM
Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 12:11 AM, said:
I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?
Betty is an extremely noble creature, who miraculously managed to follow Dick's little sis all the way from somewhere to somewhere else. She's also really, really funny and capable of making all the guys laugh. Also, I believe she was once tricked by an evil sorcerer to do something, but Dick forgave her.
Lemming of Discord
#260
Posted 14 April 2009 - 06:47 AM
Myshkin, on Apr 13 2009, 11:03 PM, said:
Skywalker, on Apr 1 2009, 12:11 AM, said:
I need to hear more about Betty the Goat. Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with Bill the Pony on top?
Betty is an extremely noble creature, who miraculously managed to follow Dick's little sis all the way from somewhere to somewhere else. She's also really, really funny and capable of making all the guys laugh. Also, I believe she was once tricked by an evil sorcerer to do something, but Dick forgave her.
For your impudence you will be punished. It's coming, I'm just gathering names right now.
I still heart Goodkind.