What's messing with your groove?

#12101 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 10:06 PM

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#12102 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:14 AM

Most of the people I talk to on a regular basis are in NZ.... I have started talking to myself more than usual

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#12103 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 12:47 PM

BIOLOGY

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#12104 Tapper

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 01:04 PM

You're pregnant?

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#12105 Tapper

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 02:56 PM

Messing with my groove: overtime.

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#12106 Loki

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:29 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#12107 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:45 PM

I ripped the knee of one of my sets of black work pants while taking them off yesterday.

Who the hell rips the knee of their pants?

Messing with my groove further. With other work pants in the laundry, I laid out a pair of really dressy pants to wear today...woke up and realized with my recent weight loss that they don't fit me at all...even with a belt on. Time to do laundry I guess.

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#12108 Loki

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 03:54 PM

QuickTidal, on 17 July 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

Who the hell rips the knee of their pants?

Prostitutes?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#12109 Abyss

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:36 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 16 July 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

I did not have as good of an interview as I had hoped. It went ok, but not great. Then my friend who already works there said they interviewed someone else on Friday and were super impressed. So, I think I did not get the job, which makes me sad. And therefore the only acceptable reaction is a Caligulaic-level hedonistic romp of sex and drugs and hookers and alcohol and semi-domesticated animals and tattoos.

Fixed to get you arrested.

Centzon Totochtin, on 17 July 2012 - 06:14 AM, said:

Most of the people I talk to on a regular basis are in NZ.... I have started talking to myself more than usual Posted Image

. And i'm boring me. Time to make some new imaginary friends.

Fixed to get you institutionalized.

Tapper, on 17 July 2012 - 02:56 PM, said:

Messing with my groove: overtime. Because saving people from burning buildings and runaway trains and evil robots should not have a time limit.

Fixed to get you laid.

Loki, on 17 July 2012 - 03:29 PM, said:

I have to be up at 7am.
To add to the groove messing - due to being feverish and unwell, I spent the majority of today sleeping on and off. As such, I am far too awake to sleep now.
Times like these I wish I had a bottle of tequila. Better than warm milk. And therefore the only acceptable reaction is a Caligulaic-level hedonistic romp of sex and drugs and hookers and alcohol and semi-domesticated animals and tattoos.

Fixed so you end up in RLY's cell.

QuickTidal, on 17 July 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

I ripped the knee of one of my sets of black work pants while taking them off yesterday.
Who the hell rips the knee of their pants?
Messing with my groove further. With other work pants in the laundry, I laid out a pair of really dressy pants to wear today...woke up and realized with my recent weight loss that they don't fit me at all...even with a belt on. Time to change my career path to male stripper. Please call me QuickTearawaypants from now on.

Fixed to make you more interesting.

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#12110 worry

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 08:47 PM

My 16-year-old "responsible" "college-bound" born-again christian cousin got pregnant. Her parents are of course likewise born agains, staunchly conservative, both currently unemployed, and yet my insane uncle is apparently just happy to finally become a grandfather. Pretty awesome.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#12111 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 09:27 PM

worrywort, on 17 July 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

I bet they're rethinking that whole abstinence-only sex education stance now.

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#12112 worry

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 10:06 PM

Haha that's exactly what I was thinking.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#12113 Binder of Demons

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 12:53 AM

The price of camera related stuff in Ireland is ridiculous. Was checking out things like memory cards and nearly died of fright. The same card in 2 irish stores, 199euro, and 190 euro. In B&H Photo in New York, approx 72 euro!!!! Now the prices for me to order off amazon.co.uk are cheaper, but nowhere near that B&H Photo figure. So frustrating.

Same thing for extra batteries. Massive overpricing here.

Surprisingly, the microphone i need to buy is actually cheaper in Europe (but still not cheap).

I really need a lottery win

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#12114 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 12:53 AM

worrywort, on 17 July 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

Paging MTV for the next episode of 16 and Pregnant.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#12115 worry

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 12:58 AM

That'd be pretty sweet: http://www.huffingto...i_n_775543.html

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#12116 Matador

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 02:24 AM

To the gent in preac today who mistakenly believes his 3-wk old veneer of body odour is a perfect compliment to his fossilized thongs,
I would genuinely like us to reconnect before you have your knee operation, at least so the OT does not need a full hazmat sanitation team afterwards.
Yours sincerely,
Hygeine

#12117 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 07:27 AM

My silly early start yesterday & the shift that went on 3 1/2 hours longer than it was meant to are messing me up today. Stupid G4S...

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#12118 Puck

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 09:31 AM

Someone please keep me from gruesomely murdering some people at a certain border agency...

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#12119 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 11:41 AM

Caught yet another cold from Snotface.

Blerg.

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#12120 Satan

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 12:13 PM

I'm shit at cooking. Or this session is going to shit. Cake's out of the menu after I had 225g of cocoa in the mix. A flash of abashed realization of my own ineptitude came as I tried to whip it into four lonesome eggs. Alright, I've got homemade vanilla ice cream and strawberries still. The chocolate cake would have been beautiful alongside it, but it can manage on its own. Then, as I go through the greens I bought just two hours ago, I am throwing away over half the bag of spinnach for poor quality. I stand there wondering why the hell I bought this, all the while thinking that this may not be enough for the main dish, which is really really bad. Got no backup plan for that one. I may have to run to buy some more, but I am also supposed to have this ready in two to three hours. And I haven't even started on the appetizers.

Yeah, you people think you've got it bad. Fuck you.

Legalise drugs! And murder!